There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. - Heisenberg

10th June
Pasir Ris, City Hall, IOI, photos, tie, phone call. Later.
Me: So, what mischief have you been up to?
Sis: Huh?? Where got???
Sigh.
Going to be stuck in Object lala-land. Wonderful welcome to the fascinating world of business application programming.
I think if you dig hard enough, you may just discover why I picked TypePad.
9th June
Happy Birthday Blog.
"Airplanes don't fly until the paperwork equals the weight of the aircraft."
4th June
Get this. My landlord offered to wash my bedsheets for me. *speechless*
Yee Jiun: "Kinda like handling tofu. You grab too tight, will just fall to pieces."
My Quicken bars have returned to normality. It has been a year since recent bars were dwarfed by three gigantic pillars. Those were nice simple days of no-life-ism. (In contrast to the relatively more complicated days of no-life-ism now.) A little wistful that this is the very first season that we made a loss.
3rd June
"A tautology is a thing which is tautological." Brilliant. At least Slashdot seems interesting once again. It is nice to have a little familiarity when everything seems to be changing beneath my feet. I like standing on solid ground. Probably explains why I can hardly swim. Hah.
The most self destructive thing I have done all week is like, uh, not brush my teeth and put on my retainers before I go to bed. Not half bad.
2nd June
Cleaning blue tack is positively the most therapeutic experience one can have. Especially when it is not your own blue tack. Compound that by being supervised by a mute girl, who miraculously found her tongue only back at the office to complain that my cleanup was not thorough enough. Sheer bliss.
If I move my legs fast enough, perhaps I can walk faster than me to leave myself behind. Perhaps.
1st June
Mellow yellow. Sallow willow. Wallow.
23rd May
"Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve." - Alan Perlis
20th May
Oh hi. I've moved too. Into the real world, where the air conditioning is not free flow, and where Internet access is metered. Hello world.
18th May
2-digit. Everywhere.
Throwing away my 3233 notes. End of a chapter. I wouldn't even be doing the programming questions at Gigahertz. Gosh I suck.
15th May
Another wholesome day wasted. Wow.

I would tell you what makes a good juxtapose. The Enemy of the State ending credits scrolling off the top of my monitor, and a pamphlet titled "Why The ISA?" lying on my table. Gathered all my notes from past semesters, and picking out all the staplets like a good boy would, so that I can go dump them at the recycling bin. Jogged up to Kent Ridge Park, obviously at not too fast a pace since I heard a couple on a bench saying "I know that we have broken up." Waiting for my laundry, but my head's a little wozzy from having doused my third Bird's Nest bottle. I don't know. What else is there? Missing you a little. Not like a WHAM BAM kind of in-your-face kind of foreground missing. It is the lurking in the background, opportunistic sort of missing. Like you see something familiar and your emotions, very subtly, sneak you a note that is empty but for a smiley. Okay, this is cheating, but I rather this than succumbing to the temptation of making a phone call. Oh. And have I ever told you that I have always liked the photo on your matriculation card?

Oh. For all you other guys, you are interrupting a private moment. On a public page, yes, I understand. Not that I really mind. I like teasing people with information that they wouldn't really understand anyway. Oh, that's assuming if anyone at all is reading this. Definitely Yee Jiun. When he is bored. Hmm.

14th May
Graduation blues has finally caught up with me. Wish I could figure out exactly which niche in CS can possibly hold my interest for the next 5 years or so. All of a sudden, churning papers the like of Time as Essence for Photo Browsing Through Personal Digital Libraries does not seem terribly appealing. (No disrespect meant, the paper was relevant and interesting; just that it doesn't quite look like research prim and proper..)
Oooh. I belong to the claypot chicken rice fraternity.
Let's try something new for once: I am wrong. And I am a cheap adrenaline whore.
This may sound silly, not to mention rather late, but is the entire Chinese High fraternity in either MIT, Stanford, Berkeley or CMU?!?? Time to postpone the trip back to my alma mater. Again.
12th May
All of a sudden, Singapore food does not taste so bad after all. Even campus food is kinda delectable.
Of mice and men, things go awry.
10th May
"Hello hello." =)
Prediction: Microsoft would purchase Groove within the next 3 years.
8th May
Um. Rejected. Ellen Feiss: "It was a really good paper". Not. Need to work harder. And smarter.
7th May
Badly need to: stop checking the VLDB website every hour or so. Would have insisted that I be the contact author if I had known that I would be such a nervous wreck. Time to take some of my own advice. Relac, jangan tension. *deep breath*
4th May

I was going to resolve to stop laughing at GYS's abysmal paper. Then an invaluable opportunity presented itself to use the priceless phrase "edge node".

I think I am evil.

1st May
There are a lot of things that I share a deep conviction for. One of those is that I Want To Take You Higher by Duran Duran is the singularly best piece of music for an IHG video. Maybe I should go pick up some new video tricks, get some footage of good-looking athletes, block off 3 days and relive the experience again.
Little whims and fancies: wish I could buy the Conversatron folks a beer or something. FedEx it over, maybe. Not fresh local beer, Tiger, though.
My ex-roommate developed a conscience and sent me a thank you email. Wow. Life is good.
30th April
"The sound we heard wasn't the bubble bursting; it was the big bang."
Edwin says: "All the way bro! Final paper in your study life". With luck, hopefully not.
Looking back, exams seem to be one of those rare periods where you can legitimately call for a timeout. To say, hold the floodgates, till I'm done. (Oh, of course a select few do not quite get the concept, but well, I am talking about the majority at large.) Decidedly interesting the proportions my todo list has grown to. This is definitely not the last lap. It is more like the time you get out of the water in a biathlon.
29th April
In the here and now.
(The very night: gotcha me again. Not here. Not right now. Not yet anyway. But it was so real I had to yank myself awake.)

On inevitability: no matter what good looks you have been blessed with, no matter how much money you have invested in enhancing your natural beauty (or lack thereof), there is absolutely no prevention inept, incompetent and colour-blind amateurs from publishing low-resolution, dithered, pixelated, yellowed, mishandled and generally mangled photographs of you. Everywhere. For posterity. Sometimes it is curious why we, as the human race, even bother.

But we try.

Try too hard, and sometimes you become trying yourself. Something that occured to me just. In trying to help out and share loads for the past month or so, I have myself been a terribly difficult person. Thanks to every single one of you, who have put up with me being unreasonable, insecure, paranoid and simply, dopey dopey. Nope, things are still quite as bleak as ever. But someway, somehow, my sense of humour found me back today. (You are right, He finds you, not the other way round.) In a toilet cubicle, no less, but let's just disregard that little detail lest I be accused of cheap toilet humour. Oh, I bet no more than 1.5 of you would understand what I am talking about, but that's not really the point. Just want to say, "Hello world! I'm back!" It's me again, only bigger, better, badder. Nice hiatus. Lost dogs turn up after a while. Don't fret.

And since I am back in business, time to (try to) ace that last paper. Among other things. *big wide grin*

27th April
From CMI to CMU. Hmm. Jealous.
25th April
And just when you thought you could do with a little sunshine, it rains. It freaking rains. Argh. inner voice: so you imagine that the whole world revolves around you? wake up your idea.
One of those entries that would tip the scales in favour of those who think that blogs are just self-absorbed, banal rants. Pandan spread. On pandan bread. Mmmm. Honestly, I am a simple man who is easily contented. Doesn't take alot to make me happy.
Zhu Yi: "I am designing a genetic algorithm. There are guys and girls in the population. Should I add the property that all girls are weird?"
24th April
Finally. My 5-year ICQ history put to good use. (You would approve too, dear, I guarantee.) You owe me one, pal. See, I told you I still like you.
Stranded. Quite.
"When other people flame, he reads, and thinks and a few days later adds light, not heat."
23rd April
Yee Pern, you must be the singularly most unobservant friend I have ever had. But it's okay. I still like you. =)
22nd April
"Everyone knows it's the .5 version that gets it right." Gives new meaning to my referring to "half past six", don't you think? *wink*
"Huge blop, not happy issit?" I was going to say that I would then lick it all up, but I bet that would be even more disgusting than thereugo.jpg. =p
Invasion!
Second thoughts about corporatism. Fine thin line between control and liberty, I guess. Would try to go through, soon, a blow-by-blow on the Internal Security Act flyer which I picked up some weeks ago.
21st April
Slightly delayed, but it has been awhile since Slashdot has managed to perk my interest. Is it me?
"BTW, all programmers want to tell you How It Works. In excruciating detail. As if you cared. Try to be patient."
Ooooh. Office gave me the handphone number of our cheo-babe law tutor. I'm sure Liu Fang would die of jealousy. Hur hur. *grimace*
20th April
Was Phenomenon adapted from Flowers for Algernon?
18th April
Signs of aging. Cannot for the world distinguish between Eminem, Linkin Park and Limp Bizkit. They all sound like noise and angst to me. Why can't my cousin listen to good ol' Bon Jovi or something?
16th April
Congratulations!
15th April
  • duh #1: Take care while in Hong Kong, as it's well known for SARS.
  • duh #2: Killing *pause for effect* hints at violence.
To KH and SC: Ah. Don't think that I don't know what you two are up to. That's just a roundabout way of saying that I am a anal-retentive fusspot, right? =)
14th April
Have taken fast computers for granted.
Alarm bells. Sometimes, I think I give the male instinct too little credit. And I mean it in more ways than one.
reject v.
You are wrong. And I am right.
13th April
I hate panic seizures.
11th April
Give a man enough rope..., and he would make enough lassos to hang himself 101 times over. Last mile. Focus focus focus.
10th April
A new duh high. "Auntie, one Fillet-O-FishTM. Without the fish fillet." I promise not to ever laugh at people who wants their ice kacang without kacang again.
Honestly. Not for the reasons you think. =)
9th April
I know. My taste in music leaves alot to be desired, but at least I don't listen to boy bands. Nae nae nae. Woohoo.. all hail the Queen of Bubblegum Pop!
Prune prune prune. I guess gardening is something that comes with age.
7th April
Why didn't anyone tell me how ugly my silver-rimmed specs were?!
6th April
God save the Queen!
My cornflakes taste funny.
4th April
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair." - Douglas Adams.
Chey. Focus focus focus.
当你的意志在前进时,每个下一步,都已经是一种从容、一种冷静;冲动的,其实是那瞬间的倦意、刹那间闪过的放弃。曾经有人问跳远好手,窍门在哪儿。健将说∶“我飞跃在空中,有时只是忘了着地而已。”所以,或许意志力也仅是一种健忘。静思,而忘却冲动。
3rd April
加油!
I still think that it takes nothing short of a miracle for us to hold our examinations on time here in NUS. Oh, notwithstanding the very hard lobbying for closing the university temporarily due to SARS. Come on, you guys just need more time for your projects right? =)
2nd April
-insert random profanity- Some people have no honour; others have no freaking cow sense. Patience. Boy do I forsee a lot of shouting matches in the weeks to follow. Patience. But I have exceeded my limit. This is beyond what any reasonable man can withstand! Patience. Spontaneous combustion, I guarantee. It is just a matter of time. Patience. None to spare. Shut up and go away. Patience. So what? I have to prepare a nice layer of sugar coating to deliver this bitter pill of truth? Tact. Ah. Now you got me. And some help are your good intentions if you are just F-ing up the execution. Uh. Thought you were saying something about tact? Patience. I hate you.
Wtf is an edge node? Wah piang.
1st April
Be warned. I promise to sing in front of anyone who dares to say anything about my new haircut. I mean it!
volatile. True to form. Or maybe I should just sign in with 3yr-old-kid or something. Bleah.
Overheard: "If my time on the internet has taught me anything, it is this: There are many, many people who are far more pathetic than I am."
31st March
"You are ignorant". Da boom ba. I hope it is not because of me that groups spiral into dysfunctionality. Help!
It is just very curious that my bosses all have problems staying focused. Or maybe it's just that I always follow flighty people. Hmm.
28th March
Okay. Everybody's aghast at my pathetic state of existence. Hey, not my fault that journalists at large are terribly inept! Would have to subscribe to Economist or something. Ugh.
27th March
"And here's your chance to be in bed with some of the pros..."
Visitor to my cluster: "Hey, do you know an Eddie among your neighbours? You know, this Angmoh... Chinese?" Kinda amused that someone does not quite know his ABCs. Sigh.
In heavy flow. Confirmed. Hey, it wasn't me. *denial*
My bad for being a freakazoid. Freaking mad. Freak far to walk too. Siao. =) Hope you are in floooooooooow.
*deep breath* Everybody is A-okay. Everybody is A-okay. Everybody is A-okay. Hey! Are you guys A-okay? Oh okay. Just thought I would double check. Great. Good to hear that. Now, reports, presentations, midterms and examinations! Get in line, one after another. Freaking excellent. (And pray tell me, what are the chances that all modules in a semester have mid-terms, say, 6 weeks after term break and 2 weeks before exams? Honestly.)
Larry Wall: "In fact, the basic problem with Perl 5's subroutines is that they're not crufty enough, so the cruft leaks out into user-defined code instead, by the Conservation of Cruft Principle."
26th March
Damn these Russians are good. HURRY!
Barrage of recalcitrance to wring my hands over. Don't get? Me neither. Something's eating my insides for lunch, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
25th March
Hope we win. Staying up.
*hearty laugh* Now I know what the Vivianne blog entry meant. Guess it's not a guy's forte to be able to put two and two together.
Don't know what possessed me to watch a TCS5 teen drama. I just hope that I don't look half so constipated when I tackle my problems in real life. And the Weakest Link shall be known as the show that's singularly responsible for subconsciously moulding little boys into henpecked husbands who behave like terrified schoolboys before bitchy sharp-tongued wives.
Bloody squatters!!!
Damn the rumours are scary. Well, in case I get SARS and don't get the chance to say it in person. Thanks. You guys have been a blast. They say PGP is hot zone wor. Oops. (okay, CH and YP can inform the rest about how paranoid me distributed the Y2K article the last time round.)
24th March

Add commenting here? And risk having someone sound more intelligent and coherent than me on my blog? That's a really scary thought.

Okok, the truth of the matter is that this is a hand-coded vanilla HTML page, and I am rushing for submission now, so I don't have time to upgrade to Moveable Type or cook up something funky myself. In the meantime, why don't you bring your blog back up and rant there? I promise to read it regularly for rebuttals. =)

Andy Kurnia: Basically all of Andrew's other students understand Minflow. We are the only two exceptions.
"And the mighty Smoke Engine ignites."
"Hello? Is this the library?" Hello! Library open at 11pm one meh. Twinkle twinkle little star.
23rd March
Ran out of ideas, luck, and optimism. Help.
I say it is all boils down to the Matchmaker ComplexTM. No, not you, silly.
22nd March
"But I hear a lot of things, and I'm sure they can't all be happening outside my head."
If you think that I spout helluva lot of rubbish on my blog, my dear friends, just be very very thankful that you need not read my report. Not a pretty sight.
21st March
"So, you are the programmer ar? Very slow leh." Guilty as charged.
Random nuggets. Howe Szuan dropped a note from Khajuraho, some 4000-people Indian village; Cooked tofu; A very concerned Maisy messaged; Wishing Andy knew something about network flow; Decided that heuristics are not all that acclaimed.
19th March
Boy do I have the habit of working the Probability Curve hard. Runes flashing red and blue.
18th March
Flow. Please flow.
17th March
Okay. Me worm too. Grovelled for help, and entire lab was helping me formulate my problem. Humbled, very humbled.
16th March
Super power Zhu Yi. 5 hours training, 4 hours counselling. And still has the energy to write research papers at night. Live and learn.

Premise: The "Dilbert Principle" asserts that the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

Hey dude. We used to think that that was so tragically funny. In retrospect, somehow I am quite glad that the world functions that way. What would be the alternative? That some really smart people find their way to their helm? You do not have to look very far for a chronic case of corporatism. (I hope you read enough of your sociology notes last semester to understand what I am blabbering. =p)

I must be either terribly enlightened, or terribly confused. Maybe both.

15th March
Paralysis of analysis. Lalala.

Okay. All of a sudden, keeping your donkey years of ICQ history does not seem so fun. You just have solid evidence that you have been a total dork.

Sorry. Hats off to your patience. I would have just shot myself, really.

I feel dumb. Must be the lack of sleep. Sleeping makes you smarter. Goodnight. And yea, I concede. Char siew pao is stupid. (Why do I have so many things to apologize for? Oh no.)
14th March
This sounds decidedly daft, but things just suddenly hit me when I handed in my vacation stay form this afternoon. Only less than half of the boxes were ticked. Have stayed back on campus housing for each vacation in the past 4 years. This is not just about missing my cosy little setup in PGP now, it is... Aiya. You know lah. Graduation blues. Okay, I would just go sit alone and mope abit. Cannot whine in public, coz I am luckier than like 99% of my peers already.
13th March
Reality check. Testing. Testing, one two three.
Ah. The sheer pleasure of using a normalized database! Denormalization must be in the same category as optimization: Pure EvilTM.
Had the incredible sense of mind to restrain myself from being too mischievous. Open Sesame! *grinz* (okok, I know. I am a petty bastard. sigh.)
12th March
Got lucky. Tutor decided that our class CMI, and just spoon-fed the answers when I am slotted (for the third time) to present. Debugged my B+ tree just in time (sorry, yee pern). And somehow remembered to take deep deep breaths to prevent myself from bursting into spontaneous combustion. Way cool. At any rate, I would not be pushing my luck any further today. Would just go and and lie low and get some much needed sleep.
11th March
Pop quiz: Said target is colour blind, has a miscalibrated monitor such that somehow real colours shift towards less discernable colours, and is too big a hurry to notice point 14 error messages. How would you design a usable website for him?
When the going gets tough..., you can always count on lazy graduate students cancelling their tutorials. Whoop!
8th March
Final semester of my undergraduate studies, and I feel that my education is only just beginning. Still so many deep ends to plunge straight into, still so many pools to learn how to swim in. Books glorious books.
Spring spring spring! Now I get the concept of taking a book out to read in the park. Sorry lah, I've spent the 22 years of my existence melting around the Equator, and the few trips I had overseas are almost always during cold gray winters. Spring spring spring! *chirp*
"There is no royal road, but there is a road."
7th March
Nothing vaguely intelligent to say. Need more sleep. I tell you, it is quite stressful staying with your supervisor who stays awake later into the night, gets out of the house before you wake up, and generally smarter and more driven. Which is not to say that I am not having fun up here. Just have to remember to shut the window at night coz the pink blanket (amazing how some other people's mistakes come back to haunt you) is hardly any warmth. I miss my comforter. *chatter*
Pray, is there any way to make your users read your error messages, without having to display text at 72points blinking like billboard advertistments? Sometimes, I really really think that mummies and grannies should just stay at home to look after the kids, not chug away at some mediocre paper-pushing job. So sue me, I may at least feel less guilty.
3rd March
Funny how a little measure of success suddenly draws in people from all over the map to get in touch. Okay, I do get a little conceited with praise sometimes. But at the end of the day, the people that I am most comfortable with are those who let me know in no uncertain terms that I am just a babbling idiot who mumbles inconherently and writes imprecise, convoluted garbage. Thanks people. (And in true blue fashion, Yee Jiun has this to say about my personal statement: "Your [statement] is kana sai. Xibei xibei kana sai. =/)
And unwittingly, I have also created a draconian system.
2nd March
Pretty cool when you rope your Dad in on a boyish prank, and both of you share a moment in maniacal laughter at the ironical situation. *grinz* Boys will always be boys.
28th February
Ong Kian Win, which part of urgent and important do you fail to understand?
27th February
"Ignorance must certainly be bliss or there wouldn't be so many people so resolutely pursuing it."
26th February
Sometimes it is such a relief counting the little blessings in life. Like brushing your teeth, getting a hot shower and getting a decent night's sleep. Mmm.
"It's easy to understand why contest organizers don't have much good to say about Dr. Loebner -- in their experience, he's a control freak and congenital, chronic pain in the ass. People say that the more you go out of your way to do Hugh Loebner a favor, the more he treats you like hired help." Oooooh, don't we all know little Loebners. Irritating little pricks. Okay, deep breath. I will not lose my temper tonight.
23rd February
"'Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams." - Dostoyevsky

Where two extremes collide, there is almost always a happy middle ground. A liberalist should learn; a fundamentalist should unlearn. I think the latter has the tougher side of the bargain.

ps. No, it is still not what you think. =)

There is something very comforting about taking your education into your own hands. It is very curious that four years of penfolded specialized attention in the gifted programme of a world class high school failed to do that (for the sarcasm impaired, you really wandered abit too far off your beaten track), but a run-of-the-mill university did it. For all the gripes I have about my university now, I really like it when people leave me alone to surf the Net at my own pace. I wouldn't consider it isolation. True, you miss out on human contact (and become really vulnerable to late night phone calls, but that is another story altogether), and there are definitely things that face-to-face cannot replace. But you are reading, not from one source, but from several, authoritative or otherwise. You are not reading chronologically (the Web is the most successful hypertext project because the almighty URL allows transparent random-access); you may be reading more than one texts simultaneously, opening up two browsers side by side. So you have all these information at your disposal, and you can just read and read and read. Glorious.
22nd February
See? It is just an elephant. Sweet irony that examples are alive in my own cultural heritage, of all places. Wow.
Meta-.
"When we trust people, we recognize their jokes as jokes, their metaphors as metaphors, and their fishing stories for the tall tales that they are. We also recognize that on the things that really matter, they won’t lead us astray."

"Moving into a new culture or learning a new skill often involves learning a new language. To understand Japan, I need to learn Japanese. To become a lawyer, I need to learn the vocabulary of the law. When I learn these new languages, I’m not just acquiring a new stock of words; I’m learning to think in a different way."

Ah. A more optimistic cut of Whorfian's Hypothesis.

无可、无不可。
21st February
Takes two to make a victim.
19th February
"Be strict in what you send, and lenient in what you accept." - Internet Engineering Task Force (oh, and we sure know where that led us...)
I think I would really really hate it, if I were a 45 year old IT manager at some MIS, and some 20 year old kid thought that I am the dumbest thing since sliced bread and made no secret of it on his blog. I had better learn more while my mind is still malleable and receptive.
18th February

For the technically inclined: Kian Win has just outdone himself. I swear that this has to be the most convoluted dependency relationship, ever. postgresql -> DBD::Pg -> DBI -> mod_perl -> Apache::Dav -> apache -> mod_dav -> davfs -> vim.

Let me see if the little brainwave stands up to scrutiny, after I get some sleep. At this juncture, I have the nagging feeling that I would find it alot easier if I would just condescend to use the browser's default textedit control. Hmm. Maybe even dropping in a gvim control via OLE will look simple in comparison.

But well, while my brain is reeling from the dizzy morning-after of an all-nighter, allow me to bask in the after-glow of as-yet-unchallanged genius and quote my friend-whose-friend-I-did-not-call-ditzy: Sheer brilliance!

Postscript: Apache::Dav doesn't work the way I want it to. =(

17th February
Baffled: how on earth do you have a rock concert with no free standing tickets? Cheat my money!
Cramming for test. Back to books.
16th February
15 year old cousin wants to tag along. Yucks. *mumble grumble*
15th February
Despair

... is when data refuses to be massaged.
14th February
My fridge has been feeling particularly unloved, so I splurged and bought enough groceries to feed an army. Might as well. The next month or so is going to be long dreary nights of coding, debugging, word-smithing and, failing all of the above, bull-shitting. Boy are my fingers already tingling with excitement.
Oooooh. The truth hurts. Tough shit.
Aha. Have a point to make, and I proved myself right. It is more that I am lazy instead of sick. Sick people can't run 10k. Either that, or I really needed that fresh air. Whoop!
Ethnic is good. Is it junevile to go gaga over accents?
Okay. So I have been a jerk. What do I do next? Sigh. The last time I watched a chick flick on TV, I sprinted out like a madman in the middle of the night. And now, this. Your parents are right. TV is bad for you. Stop laughing. This is so unfunny. Goodnight. Oh, and while I am at it, I hate flossing. Too bad I spent good money on my teeth. Oh, Happy Valentine's Day to everybody. Hope you had a great time.
13th February
"One should aim high - but make sure you shoot."
12th February
"Free speech is a right. Being heard is a privilege."
"Any technology sufficiently sophisticated..." Uh. Never mind. Presenting the Invisibility Cloak, with a +1 Coolness modifier. Available in Real LifeTM! (Academics, I know, but let's play nice.)
11th February

Hey, I was kidding about the "MC" part. Ah well, better that Someone up there has a sense of humour than not. Doctor says that somehow viruses bypass my lungs to go straight to my stomach, which is why I get to hug my tummy in agony as opposed to coughing my lungs out. No cough mixture for me neither! (The great balancing act of the Universe saw to that by making me grab almond-flavoured soya bean milk off the counter in a hurry. Yucks. Did you know that almond flavouring is actually some form of cough syrup? Clear bottle, 60s looking label, probably called Ah Pek brand or something. Your grandpa takes a spoonful for his cough, your mum stirs it into your almond jelly. Ewww.)

My head is whirling. Think I would go and take my medicine cocktail. I am pretty sure this blog entry would look pretty incoherent when I wake up and re-read it.

10th February
It is time for a little disappearing act. (Audience chants "MC! MC! MC!") In a wisp!
9th February
Blooper: Flipping through my sister's copy of the NUS undergraduate prospectus. School of Computing says, "The school upgrades its curriculum regularly to meet the fast changing needs of the computing industry." That was the caption to a stock art photo showing two 1990 (?) Classic Macintoshes. Whee.
5th February
Thank you, MOE. I really appreciate the hidden, unpublished clauses, and the couple of zeroes you are tagging onto my further studies.
On adaptive deterministic gossiping in ad hoc radio networks. Real funky title.
Even funkier: How to cut a cake almost fairly. I am telling you, mathematicians are a really weird bunch.
31st January
Mmmmpgh.. Grandma makes the best love letters! I would try to bring some back to Singapore, but I guess that would largely depend on whether any survives my hourly raids on the pantry. Mmmmpgh.. (okay, I am not quite sure how to describe the sound that I actually make, but if you can remember Cookie Monster from Sesame Street, I would say that the imagery is pretty close.)
30th January
Ordering new toy tomorrow. Whoopee!!
29th January
Flashback from Sunday again: A little bone to pick with the subtitles of 《英雄》.长空、残剑、飞雪、如月、无名can hardly be translated to Sky, Broken Sword, Flying Snow, Moon and Nameless respectively. They are just... too literal to convey the underlying imagery! Sadly, I can't seem to come up with something better either. Sword-broken sounds more appropriate to me, but otherwise I am pretty much stuck myself. Guess I would have to wait till my labmates come back from their Chinese New Year break.
A book! How quaint.
28th January
Hiak. My turn to enjoy the good-friend-of-GF perk! (Succumbed to the temptation to read a few lines of the surrounding history after confirming the reference. It used to be so simple. *wistful*)

Uninteresting work? Leave it till the absolute last minute (better yet, be already late!) so that you would have the motivation to get it over and done with, while not necessarily sacrificing quality. Interesting work? I don't even need caffeine. Just the adrenaline rush is enough to get me going through the night.

Looks like either way, I am destined to a career built on all-nighters. Good day.

Sorry. 六亲不认。 If it is any relief to all of you, I am being just as cruel to myself. Good night.
Slam dunk! ala Owen Meany. I see that Lady Fate has her own twisted sense of humour.
Ha. This is a really cryptic one. 越漩。

Flashback from Sunday: all of a sudden, I have grisly visions of having to accompany my dowdy, bitchy wife to up-market boutiques, nodding my silent compliance to her bombardments of "Do I look nice?". *shudder*

No thanks to this middle-aged woman, who has a nose so ugly that it could have only been an artifact of a botched plastic surgery. She came out of the fitting room in fluorescent green stripes (I swear that they make her nose look bigger, then again, what can possibly go with engorged noses?), and squeaked "Do I look nice in this?". I imagined that her tortured husband probably mumbled something positive, since she was encouraged to squeak even more enthusiastically, "Oooh.. I think it is very youthful.. very cute rite?".

And that is all that I heard.

27th January

Every once in a while, it is such a relief to delegate the driver's seat to someone else. Found myself a random jogger for a pacer today. Bugger, Mr. Lanky Athlete was basically only shuffling his feet, but I had enough trouble as it is being the chaser. Cramps later, but nevertheless it was so much easier simply following someone than having to pan their entire route in my mind.

I suck as a pacer. Probably will not make the cut as the captain of the ship either. All that I have ever done is to be the last one standing, sinking with the ship...

KW: *grimace* Which way do you stretch when you have a stomach cramp?
YP: Hmm. For guy or for girl?

Why would a male ever ask another fellow non-med school male what to do for female cramps???? You see that smart people sometimes do not have an awful lot of common sense. Sigh.

"Research is like a supply chain." - Andrew Lim
26th January
"Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at." So Yee Pern, you are right, it is probably not just you. =)

One option striked off my career list. No way am I going to be a systems administrator. It is not as if we are doing a very good job maintaining our own servers, but I see no reason why I should be interrupted on a Saturday night out with my friends over a MSSQL worm on someone else's Windows server.

Not to mention that I just dissed the ComCen administrators a few hours ago for broken network connectivity. Well, at least this is one time when they are not tripping over their own incompetence. That is, of course, under the very generous assumption that letting Microsoft bribe their way into the campus IT infrastructure is not incompetence. And I have not even started to complain about how the NUS DNS servers seem to travel back in time to serve up an outdated database every now and then. Maybe Microsoft's DNS servers have some half-assed replication scheme, like what they have for their WINS servers?

25th January

"There are two sorts of law under Common Law: the written law, and the unwritten law. Written law, is written down in full. Unwritten law, " He pauses for effect. "is also written down in full."

"There are three types of courts in Singaore. The Supreme Court, the Subordinate Courts, and Food Courts."

*CRINGE*

Perhaps I should not change tutorial classes after all, so that I can continue to laugh at people laughing at bad jokes.

也许你就是那个......他,
我所寻找已久的那个....他;
如果你真的是那个.....他,
请你让我知道你就是那个..他,
我期待已久的那个.....他。

-- Bad poetry found on vandalised tutorial room table.

Accepted. *toothy grin*
24th January
4 more days. SIGMOD, please don't reject me.
23rd January
"That's what you get for swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool."
On electing Steve Jobs President of the United States: "So, I was having these negotiations with North Korea over their Nukes, and then all of a sudden, they were like boom boom boom boom boom and then South Korea was gone. North Korea, ate South Korea. It was kinda.....a bummer."
22nd January

Zhu Yi on IM abbreviations: "First time I saw 'np', I thought it is 'nondeterministic polynomial'." =)

Zhu Yi again: "So NP-Complete means 完全没问题." Classic!

One of those days when you sit in silent marvel, not in awe of strength and beauty and perfection and what not, but rather, with a stupefaction at how incredibly topsy turvy the whole world just is. Every single day is a miracle, simply because it is decidedly curious why civilisation as we know it will not spontaneously collapse under its snowballing weight of kruft and entropy. Duct tape. The whole universe is just held up with duct tape, precariously perched on the wire thin line of normalcy.

Hmm. Since you asked. I am not comfortable with having to justify why I like. I don't like having to explain myself. I don't see why I cannot decide to be nice, just because. I think everybody deserves a second chance, even my ex-roommate who exiled me out of my own room for a whole month during A-levels.

And I don't see a big deal behind differences, this inclusive, since if you bother to dig deep enough, we are essentially made of the same stuff, just wired up bit bit differently. Tralala.

It is pretty easy to offer advice. Just say what people want to hear. However well-meaning your advice, people are just going to ignore it so long as it is contrary to their beliefs and experience. So the net effect is all the same. With the side benefits that your friend feels happier, and you won't be tempted to pull a I-told-ya-so later on. Ah, the fine art of apathy.

"The pointy-haired boss miraculously combines two qualities that are common by themselves, but rarely seen together: (a) he knows nothing whatsoever about technology, and (b) he has very strong opinions about it." As do we all.

"If you can't find ten Lisp hackers, then your company is probably based in the wrong city for developing software." Uh. I don't think you can even find Perl hackers in Singapore.

Revenge of the Nerds. Don't you love advocacy?

Let us all kowtow to the indomitable elegance of Mathematics. I can respect it, even I do not understand it. Sad when you discover that you are relegated to, at best, a second class intellectual citizen.
21st January
Sianz!
Procrastinating has never been so boring.
Go fly a kite.
Life is too miserable to let yourself be governed by a bloody todo list. I am going where my feet would take me.
There is a story behind every 5am jogger. Me? I am just trying to preempt the effects of Grandma's Lunar New Year love letters. Huh.
Starstruck eyes scintillating,
Thunderstruck thighs throbbing,
Awestruck jaw dropping.

Boys and girls, this is what sleep deprivation does to you. Back to bed!

Neck wringing mood. Stay away.
As Yee Jiun would say. "Pain, damn pain". Ugh.
Listening to restroom music. Hah. Not half bad though.
20th January
"You can have great sex with a beautiful woman for a week, but someday you're gonna come up for air and want to have a conversation." Mmm.

Jamie Zawinski on Apple's decision not to use Mozilla in Safari. Nothing like having someone do the one finger salute to your pet project. Angst-y, but boys will be boys. My sympathies.

Which is quite a big deal, since, on an unrelated note, I thought that I had expended my sympathy vault just this morning.

18th January
He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him. - Bion
We are all waiting for Joel Spolsky to write something about Gnome and KDE being platforms to counter all those but-competition-is-good purporters on Slashdot. Sigh. Which part of standardisation do you people not get?
17th January
Hah. Girls at work are dumb and irritating. (Nono, not you my dear) So sue me.
The word is out. My good friends now know exactly how compulsive obsessive I am. But honestly, my little script is kinda cool, is it not? No?
16th January

Not an ideal or principle too high and lofty. The world is not as cutthroat as we imagine it to be sometimes. There is enough slack in the system to be nice. There are times when you have to watch your back, but you do not have to always sleep in chain mail. Not everyone is trying to make a profit at your expense. It is not a perfect world that you can enjoy with naviette, but that doesn't mean that you have to fight and battle every inch of the road. Chill. Take off your armour, stroll by and smell a flower. Be nicer. Smile.

Peace.

Admittedly, a knife is incomplete till a sharpening block lends character to it. But just be careful with sharp objects. And never run with scissors.
Better luck tomorrow.
15th January

"The proof of the pudding is in the eating." - Miguel de Cervantes

Pie. Mmm.

14th January
Why cheat? Moron.
Bushed. Like totally.
Solace. Me and my songs. Happy Power and High Power on replay.
My nose betrayed me.
13th January
In all honesty, you cannot truly expect me to take you seriously when you have a name like Jingo. Can you?
Feeling like a freaking has-been. Really itching for another project now. Though that would probably be the wrong reason for starting one. Perspire, anyone?
Marketing copy is written by those lowest down the food chain who have absolutely no idea what they are bull-shitting about. But I bet you already know that.
12th January
"Don't think my friends will be getting employed for a while... so their schedules should be quite flexible." Wonderful friend we have hor?
11th January
"Ook! Jerome Quelin offered an implementation of the latest silly language, Ook! which can be thought of as brainf*ck for librarians." I guess that makes us orang-utans who (which?) were powerful wizards? *grinz*
Just a little girl,
Indulging in her fantasies.
I am not your biggest proponent of animal testing, but in a way aren't you glad that they tested putting domestic products such as soap and washing powder into eyes? Particularly when your shower foam is hanging on an incline taller than you are, and pressing on the dispenser too hard got the soap in a projectile motion right into your eye. Sigh. Stupidity rulez.
Reflective: isn't blogging cryptic one-liners just a form of emotional masturbation?
10th January
Blind-sided. By good fortune. I am so sleepy now that I cannot quite grasp exactly what happened, but by golly, my not-so-little ass was very neatly saved. In a happy, grateful daze now. =)
Saw Little Norman today. He is still very little.
9th January
Cursed Piscean blood. Reminded of my twin brother.

Colour accuracy resolved; now we are waiting for faster auto-focus sub-systems and longer battery life. To the zealot, this was what I had in mind when we were having the flamefest about digital vs. analog. There is nothing to get defensive about regarding film cameras, because frankly, film or CCDs are but pale replicas of the marvellous sensing sub-system that we call "eyes". Digital was the first step in breaking away from the tyranny of chemistry (so that you get to play by the rules of physics and software instead, hah).

But absolutely nothing here is meant to trample on your artistic expression.

"It took film almost a century to figure out the best way to do color. But once Kodachrome was perfected in 1935, competing schemes largely faded away. By devising the simplest and most reliable solution to the problem - a three-layer emulsion - Kodak won the color war." If it seems that technology precedes art, it would be only because there are certain others who are toiling to bring to fruition the full dynamic range of artistic expression. There are certain others who are improving the medium, the mode of expression, so that you can express better what you have to say.

Nobody is lording you over and saying "I am superior". It is all in your head. So cut the angst, stop bickering over tools, listen first, and go out there to create something worthwhile. Coz you can.

ps. Hope Carver Mead would forgive me for piggy-backing my own agenda on his brilliant invention. Flame wars are bad; IM flame wars are the worst, since you do not even use as many words as in email to make up for the lack of tone and facial expression.

"If someone stinks, view it as a reason to help them, not a reason to avoid them." - Larry Wall
You know that you are a jaded old fart when you are not all that impressed with new shiny toys. =)
8th January

Witnessed first-hand how two seemingly reasonable and logical local decisions led to a terrible global consequence. Thumbs up for rationality - maybe that is why the world is so topsy turvy. Then again, that is how the Real World works. Wise up boy.

I am not going to get involved. Even though I am really tempted to.

Give me a couple of hydralisks and I would gladly let them chop up this Protoss melee for dinner. Logically rude. Confirmed.
"Measure twice. Cut once."
7th January
Written alot these two days. Pity none of it is for my report due Friday. Hmm.
"Three decades past, the relational empire conquered the hierarchical hegemony. Today, an upstart challenges the relational empire's dominance, threatening the return of hierarchy. XML is Lisp's bastard nephew, with uglier syntax and no semantics. Yet XML is poised to enable the creation of a Web of data that dwarfs anything since the Library at Alexandria. This talk examines the design of XQuery, the W3C standard query language for XML, and related standards such as XML Schema." - Philip Wadler, Keynote, VLDB, Rome, September 2001
Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Balfour

Hi. I am Kian Win. I stay in a Singapore cave by night and I work in little China by day. I love my digital camera, particularly since I can swivel the LCD around to take pictures of myself. I am not a big fan of group settings, coz you don't get to catch up with anyone at all. My good friend thinks that I can only be in one of two modes: irritating, and apologetic for having being irritating. I adore my sisters, which is why I feel bad when I scream at them for messing up my cupboards.

When I was 5 years old, I used to think that the phone would explode if I dialled the very number I am calling from. I proved myself wrong eventually, but only by accident a good many years later. At 18, my dance partner nearly killed me for graciously ceding her to some weirdo pursuer whom I thought she liked.

I hate tinkering with hardware, thus I am still using my computer from 4 years ago. And I still have their covers. Both of them. Sometimes I feel like a Swiss Army knife aspiring to be an Excalibur, and all my friends would burst out laughing aloud if they ever hear me say that in person. My wardrobe is a coordinated sea of blue, the most striking article in which is a retro fluorescent cyan polka dot fitting shirt that I have had the good sense to not have worn. Yet.

6th January
Look Ma. No blood.
This is downright silly, but I get a big kick out of seeing centericq display [msn] connecting with ytying. *goofy smile*
5th January
So much emotions. So little time. So many ants phasing right into my room. So many loose ends. So few chances. So many chasms to cross. So tight a schedule. So short an attention span. So many choices. So sleepy *yawn*. So big a puddle of spilt milk. So many old demons to kill. So much incongruence. So few appropriate words. So many deadlines. So dysfunctional is the lab aircon that you have to play with the remote every 15mins. So much to look forward to. So little baggage you can discard. So misunderstood. So itchy.
You make the choice. And then the choice makes you.
The Serenity Prayer: I pray for the serenity to accept what I cannot change; the courage to change what I can; and the wisdom to know the difference.
2nd January
"This is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. And now you know why."
1st January
爸:政府要在这里开辟高科技农场。
Kay:哦。会不会有电子鸡(Tamagotchi)?
30th December
"Cos nobody knows what you talk abt anyway." Sad huh?
26th December
And so, I decided to run. Pretty good timing too, if you ask me. =)
25th December
Sometimes I think the world would be a better place if I would just hold my sharp tongue for a second.
24th December
Placed under surveillance. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
20th December
My grades suck. Sympathy to spare, anyone? Anyone? Anyone! Dammit, isn't effort supposed to count?
Don't you think I should stop subjecting myself to dangerous situations?
19th December
"People don't usually make the same mistake twice -- they make it three times, four times, five times..."
16th December
"It's not the years, baby, it's the mileage." - Indiana Jones
Overheard:
The Capitalist Way
You overwork, they underpay.
The Socialist Way
You pretend to work, they pretend to pay.
隆胸手术。打一国家。
One of those days when you have struck nothing off your todo list, but walk home feeling particularly accomplished.
14th December
陌生的人
陌生的脸
陌生的城市
在异乡的夜
和我同行是我长长身影
而你只是回忆
陌生的床
陌生的被 (ed: pink!)
陌生的房间
想着你的夜
反反覆覆回想你的从前
才能合眼安心入眠
陌生的夜 - 动力火车
A little bit of research, a Good Samaritan and an extremely speedy email reply just saved me US$2000 and a week's work. Wow.
13th December
Lab. 2:30am. Photoshop. XPathscript. Personal statements. Sleepy. Not exactly looking forward to my icy bed either.
Random thought: Bad things happen when you think too much or care too much. Which is not a good reason to stop, nonetheless.
"Two sandwiches short of a picnic." Wow. Right on the money.
And the flood-gates are open. Woah.
Reading like no tomorrow. Tuned in, sensing faculties wide open.
In retrospect, it is scary the way you ask those very difficult questions. Somehow you just have the knack of treading on sensitive ground. Raw and tender.
12th December
Friends are all coming back for the holidays. Hooray!!
Sis has a crush on someone she has not even spoken to. My oh my. 积极点!
"A lot of effort went into making this effortless."
"If you can imagine yourself not doing what you're doing, do something else. Do whatever it is that you can't not do."
Why in the world would I need to check my examination results using my mobile phone? Decidedly a solution looking for a problem. Uninspired.
11th December
One week.
I bet my friends hate me when I start my sentences with "err..".
Just wondering. When we look on in disdain at secretaries trembling in excitement at their newest stationery acquisition, could there be others yet higher up the food chain who disapproves of our exhilaration in getting new shiny gadgets on the company's budget?
Yae! My auto notify works!
Oops. Shhh. Not too loud now. =)
"Weaned from breasts." Classic.
10th December
"Journalism is literature in a hurry." - Matthew Arnold
Gun toting mercenaries. Engage, rapid fire, move on.
"Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions." - Terry Pratchet
8th December
"Rincewind is one of those people who gets in the way of his own happiness. If it was raining kisses he'd be the only person with an umbrella." - Terry Pratchett, CIX Pratchett Conference
With all due contention. =) Volition. "If I didn't believe in free will, I'd stab you to death with a Nintendo cartridge, because I was destined to do it!"
Holiday's over. Panic time. Good to be back on the road.
6th December
Inherited a pink blanket.
Actually, I do have a best friend. *pause for effect* See, I know you would disapprove. Hee.
Just occured to me that "nice" could be a convenient catch-all. Anyone can be nice. Not like it requires much skill. If someone were nice to me, I think my hair would sooner stand on its ends. *cringe* Sweet incongruity.
Who says you cannot have smoke without fire? It could well be a smoke screen. When you have gossip mongers hot on your heels, it pays to cover up your tracks.
And while we are at it, do not believe everything you read on the Internet. *wink*
Hate small talk. Yucks. Why can't people bask in the golden glory of silence when they have nothing to talk about?
I think my dear friend is going through a mid-life crisis. He has taken to wearing an Ah Beng necklace, thinks he looks damn good in orange shades and an Hawaiian shirt, and is talking to his fish on his blog. Uh, I am concerned, buddy.
5th December
Must be tough taking care of 3 kids all by himself.
4th December
I have never thought that blogs could induce tears, but now I believe otherwise. (A perfectly convoluted sentence for "I cried'. Fine fine.) I don't know, I don't want to write much here, since words have that power to cast your feelings in stone. They become a binding force, when you become afraid to admit that what you have written previously could well be wrong. I don't know what to think now. But it's ok. Things always turn out for the better. That I am sure.
Riddle me riddle you: what shivers and gobbles?
All of a sudden, there seems to be a hell lot of short-haired girls in black cardigans and jeans in Mongkok. Don't worry folks, I am not turning into a psychopath. Just wistful, that's all. =/
"If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are real good, you will get out of it."
"Windows, while similarly old, is not similarly aged." Ah.
3rd December
So. Maybe it is not so dysfunctional MSN-ing the person immediately beside you after all. =)
My heart beats slow by a day. Let's see how it turns out tomorrow.
2nd December
Banality.
But damn it must be amusing from the other end. It is a good thing to be able to laugh at yourself, especially when you are making a fool of yourself for the most part of your existence.
Haplo just lost his dog. You bet Death Gate Cycle will be a bigger hit when it does hit the big screen. And all that I want for Christmas is to get my 7-book series back. The culprit who has borrowed it for 2 years, confess up! No questions asked.
1st December
Urm. Unfunny.
28th November

eye n. 9. Meteorology. The circular area of relative clam at the center of a cyclone.

Perhaps the only place where a storm can be truly silent is right in the middle of her heart.

24th November
Mutants, aliens, misfits. What is your premium on normalcy?
It is official: I am a camper. =)
22nd November
I propose the character alignment as the grand unifying theory. 4 hours to freedom.
While you were away:
21st November
You sure that it is me you are trying to persuade otherwise? Or is it you yourself that you have trouble convincing? *innocent angelic look*
I guess it takes some creativity to make a shampoo advertistment with the model's hair all concealed under a tudung. Terkhas dari TV3.
20th November
Peace. Thanks in part to acetaminophen. This is so like A-levels.

What is in a name? I was not quite expecting squeakyblue to have any sort of brand power. *hearty laugh* Silly lass. $17 will solve all your troubles. =)

OK, I will spare you guys all these once I get ICQ back. Urm, when I get ICQ back. Make that if. Uh.

Leaky abstractions. Uh. Well, a leaky black box beats not having anything at all.
Hello? Does a coin segregating machine take up so much space? Is it not just a ramp with a centrifugal thingo on top? I refuse to do by hand what can be accomplished by a machine. Ugh.
There is an impedance mismatch between graphics tools such as Photoshop and markup languages such as HTML. So unless you eliminate the impedance mismatch (by either modifying the tools or the specifications), you would always need human labour as electrical charges to straddle the impedance. Ding ding ding!
18th November

Everybody is acting mightily weird. OK, I will shape up right about now. As usual, I would have to be the captain of the ship of reason. It is certainly no fun having your sensibilities in close reach when all that you want is a moment of indulgence. Operational Research! I would just have to ace you like how I did the other subjects. Woohoo!

I hope you recognize false bravado when you see it. Coz I do not tag facades as such very often.

或许是在原地踏步。或许确实处处都是妳的身影。又如何?反正 treadmill 和 cross-country 都是种跑步。晴天跑越野;阴天跑健身器。且别问我目的地在何处,重要的是,妳有毅力跑完全程不?

我有。我替妳接力。

Overheard: "No matter how many men you put on the job, it still takes nine months to make a baby." Classic.

There is a very whimsical feeling to this little insight I developed, so I shall put it up here so that you folks can have a shot persuading me otherwise. Basically, the food on campus is so bad that, sometimes, I have absolutely no idea whether it is chicken, pork or fish I am chomping on. Look, my Ma has an upper hand here because her dishes are entirely predictable (love the 20-year-old recipes, nonetheless). But when your meat all come in chunks covered by some generic sweet-and-sour sauce, or worse, stir-fried with black pepper so that your tongue is too tingled with spiciness to tell the distinction, you just lapse into this apathy about the muscles and tendons you are sinking your teeth into.

So, if I have to eat suspect meat anyway, why not just go vegetarian and eat mock meat? My tongue will not be the wiser, and if I do this everyday for the next 10 years, maybe I would save the life of one little piglet and ten kilograms worth of ikan bilis. Not to mention that it will do wonders for my weight. Logical, no?

And yes Chiew Hong, this has everything to do with your little crisis after The Edible Woman. Bleah.

13th November
频密的节奏中,
是否也应该留下,
一些成长的缝隙?
12th November
Kay: 要注意身外物喔! =)
希望,动力火车演唱会是场经验,不是场预习。命运摆脱不要开小苍蝇的玩笑。
41.
11th November
When in doubt, accessorize!
9th November
It is not so much that the texts are uninteresting. They are very relevant and useful. I just need more time, time, time! If I were studying on the Eastern coast of Peninsular Malaysia, at least I could pray for a monsoon flood or something.
我像是咖啡豆,
随时有粉身的准备;
亲爱的你,
请将我磨碎;
我满溢的泪,
会蒸馏出滚烫的水;
再将我的思念溶解,
化为少许糖味,
盛装一杯咖啡;
陪你度过,
每个不眠的夜。
-蔡智衡《檞寄生》
The sky's the limit; but fly low.
Favourite quote from my lectures this semester: "I taught a graduate course on typing last semester. *gasps amidst audience* Yes, just typing alone." - Martin Heinz
Can they please give more marks on attendance? I think I attended more lessons this semester than in all the past 5 semesters put together. Not that it is of any consequence the way I am totally screwing up my exams preparation.
All I want for Christmas is Perl 6 (but I suppose I would have to wait like everyone else).
8th November
"You may be sure that when a man begins to call himself a 'realist', he is preparing to do something he is secretly ashamed of doing." - Sydney Harris
Stenderup's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.
"When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging." - Will Rogers
7th November
Huh?
Hope that by some mysterious cosmic force, it will not be as bleak a world I wake up to. Goodnight.
6th November
I make up 1.5 asses: have been a half-assed friend, am a half-assed paper collaborator who have not even read through the papers I am submitting, and will surely be a half-assed student when I fail my exams next Monday. Congratulations donkey.
A theory is only as useful as its potential to be misapplied.
4th November
There is more to staircases than you would ever suspect. *enlightened*
Oh, code does not take an 's' since there is an uncountably many of them that you have to write, compile, debug and repeat. Sigh.
3rd November
乱乱的。点给我自己。
1st November
Panic is when you suspect that all that code that you wrote last week may be wrong again!
31st October
Horrid day. Woke up late, found out that I was at only the 50-percentile, procastinated, saw a slime-ball (judgemental.. ack), and I cannot jog because I have a project meeting 1.5 weeks before 2 killer papers. Sorry, my dear eardrums. (Oh, and the first song on my randomized playlist is Wasted Time. Thanks Computer.)
Scabs. Not scars.
29th October
Okay. I think I am not going to die. Never ever add tuna brine to MSG-laden instant noodles. If you think booze scrambles your brain, believe me, salt does worse. Please just take my word for it.
Don't give up! Miracles are abound. For one, it is a miracle indeed how we manage to sit for our exams, given the state of some administrative officers in the university.
25th October

休息了片刻,看了“喜从天降”。有时候也蛮希望自己周遭的事情有如节目中般,能有一群人涌出来说“Surprise!开开你玩笑。”过后恍然大悟,发现糟遇其实纯属作弄。可惜,现实没那么好玩。

还有,拜托。开我玩笑和寻我开心两码子事截然不同。看来我的朋友有些确实交得很糟糕。嘿,其实我也有心结。

24th October
Don't Panic. Hey, I need it myself as well.
20th October
"If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it really is, infinite." - William Blake
I am receptive and open to suggestions. Then again, maybe I am just naive and gullible.
"So how did you think it works? Magic?" - Andy Kurnia
19th October
Yee Pern is very dangerous when he starts doing homework.
18th October
Anyone will like you if you are an unassuming chap. In fact, everyone will. There is something safe about someone who does not step beyond his boundaries, who does not probe and who does not question, much less judge. Now, if people love you in spite of you being an over-confident bastard, that's something.
How can one ever get sentimental over food dye? I disgust myself sometimes.
Looks like my interviewing skills are not all that swell. One false negative, couple of false positives. Live and regret and learn.
I think it is a natural tendency for us to sound like lovestruck mushy pies on our blogs. Hey, at least I am consistent. I look the part too in Real Life. =)
Okay, so maybe I don't sound so lovestruck. yt thinks I am just twisted.
17th October
Flashback: You think solitude is all alone in your room cut off from the rest of the world? I say it is all alone amidst a rowdy crowd where you suddenly develop a third person perspective.
"A lot of effort went into making this effortless."
Common lies, #295: "I came here because of the music". I am tempted to use the word "socialization" in my explanation, but I shall not grant my social sciences tutors that satisfaction.
哈哈,有人有心结。泡泡泡泡-泡泡泡泡-泡泡龙。=)
14th October
"An instrumentality must not obey the same rules as that on which it acts." Takes some brain cycles. In context.
When you were 10, would you have ever believed that Mickey Mouse can be evil? Uh, not like you would believe it now. Meh.
Just a little bit more conviction needed.
In retrospect, it is fortunate that there were some projects that I never acted on. Who says procrastination is necessarily bad? =)
"Advancing technology does not change what is right or what is wrong. It does not convert good law to bad. It just increases the contrast and makes it more obvious that a lot of seemingly good ideas that we have made into law are not really such good ideas after all."
Complexity should not come at the expense of simplicity. And vice versa.
When I do grow bald, I promise to never pat imaginary strands of stray hair back onto my diminishing hairline in a public toilet.
13th October
Maisy?
12th October
College is the time when you stay up to write a paper and end up talking about character alignments. (No, I am not a RPG fan. Really.)
Hey, it is not so hard writing Maths that people would have difficulty understanding. =)
11th October
Proof of postage is not proof of receipt.
Drowning in coffee, music, code and LaTeX.
10th October
Grr. Why does Daddy insist on buying the cheapest laptop on offer? Can he not sense that his son might want to borrow his laptop for a spin once in a while? Talk about insensitive.
9th October
We had soya sauce spare ribs today. Yae!
Completed my todo list today. Double yae!
8th October
Nipple abrasion. Ouch. Serves me right for laughing at Sam.
2 weeks. 6 due dates. Actually, just 3, since they all manage to coincide with each other. The next 14 days will be very interesting.
Ilango 1.0!!
7th October
"The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time." Hear hear. But the Kian Win Exponential Work theory also states that you accomplish more in the last 5 hours than in the first 5 days.
"I am a tough cookie. If a bit flaky." - Chiew Hong
Is it just me, or do you also pick up little quirks, habits and preferences of friends whose lives have stopped converging with yours? Maybe it is just that I am a sentimental fool. Still a rookie at being the tough cookie.
6th October
Looney Kian Win thought that Sze Chean said that Buddhism is some form of Christianity, by virtue of the fact that Buddha proclaims to be (only) a messenger. (I see that the Possibility Curve is working quite hard for me.)
Wonderful wonderful dream. Let's just hope that it was actually a me in an alternate timeline having slightly better luck.
"You never know when you are making a memory" - Rickey Lee Jones, courtesy of Faye.
"I asked my wife where she wanted to go on her vacation. She said someplace she's never been before. I said, 'How about the kitchen?'" - Henry Youngman
"The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philisophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money."
I think I am a sucker for quotable quotes. 20 more minutes to Super Sunday. Yae! "超级星期天! Super!"
"We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us."
*High-piched wail* "Pig face!" Remember that? =)
5th October
Shallow me.
又变款。
To put it simply, we are but a function of our hormones. When you think it is chemistry, well, it really is chemistry, just that it is happening inside a few itsy bitsy cells, not you. Anyway, first time I have felt alive the whole week. A deadline is approaching in 3 hours. Adrenaline rocks.
4th October
Oooooooh.. the week just gets better.
Loud and clear, baby. Loud and clear.
好无辜。
3rd October
"SCS - the more-or-less defacto national society for IT professionals." ahaha.
I just destroyed my toilet door. Oops.
Bumblebees should not be able to fly according to simple models based on conventional steady state aerodynamics. Which is not to say that real bumblebees cannot fly in real life. You just have to choose the correct mathematical model. (Anyway why would anyone pluck scientific facts from a Q&A site? I wonder.)
"Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions." - Terry Pratchett
The syndicate. *grinz*
2nd October
Looking forward to breakfast.
Bingo for our little intuition in winter 1998. Stuff that, indecipherable-prefix-preneurship competitions. (Boy, I am one bitter fella.)
"Blogging will get you through times of no sanity better than sanity will get you through times of no blogging." Uh.
And you said you trust your mind? Try counting the Fs
And my favorite quote of the night,
"Never place a period where God has placed a comma."
1st October
"Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with split personality."
Hi morons. I have to use 2 fire escapes, a basement car park and a smart lift to get to the adjacent floor of an adjacent connecting block. Why don't you all go eat your own dog food? Dammit.
30th September
I will be a good scientist and perform the experiment honestly.
"A rose by any other name would still have thorns."
"My VAX 6420 will crush all of your PCs - literally." =)
Bloody murder! *pout* *sulk* *despair*
27th September
你觉的累了,所以我睡了...
26th September
$100-friendship.
You would have thought that only kids pick at scabs. Bloody.
24th September
Is it not sad when everyone is avoiding you and your happiness level is functionally dependant on the volume of your sub-woofer?
Just add drums and electric guitars.
23th September
That disgraceful meh? Bah.
I need a holiday, like right about now.
Seduction afoot. (Don't guess. You will get it wrong.)
Maybe we all need to perform community service sometimes.
20th September
I think control freaks are those people who cannot accept the good fortune that comes knocking once in a while. Of course, it takes one to know another. =)
Training hard for the concert. My sister would be proud.
Hot.
Love concentrate.
19th September
Wow. You can work in a bank if you are weird or something. Maybe they just lock you up in a vault.
18th September
You would have seen an incriminating photo of young JC girls here, but I decided to be nice. Of course, she did not say anything about forbidding individual requests... =p (ps. I am personal on my blog, just that the content is selectively personal. bleah.)
"Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part." Ding ding ding!
The guilt is having me for dinner. They say what goes around comes around when you have half a can of Pringles for dinner.
Ding ding ding!
I am early for my 8am lecture. Coz I could not sleep a wink. *grumps*
16th September
This time I know what the smiley means. Yae!
15th September
Passion can go take a hike in Bukit Timah Hill. Where is Detachment when I need it?

The gentle difference between hearing and listening, is that you expose a little of yourself to be influenced when you listen. So what do you do when your neighbour is blasting a cacophony of heavy metal industrial shit? Why, you ask him to shut up, shut up, shut up!

Inner voice: shut up, shut up, shut up!

At this rate, I would soon be qualified to write cryptic riddles to pirate booty.

14th September
"You would think my 14 years on the Internet would have made me better at typing one-handed." Priceless!
13th September
And if I were ever to be the one stuck in the rut, please don't give up on me. (Oh yes, thanks to those who did not, the one and only time it happened.)
11th September
Troll.
So misunderstood.
7th September
Going blind.
"She's the type of trouble I like to be in."
I can look moderately decent only in clothes buatan Malaysia. I think I have a cheap body, no thanks to all those cheap sugars. Sigh.
1st September
Just realised that there are no strong contenders for second choice. I quote my prof's pet line whenever he hits a puzzle: "Interesting!"
Flashback: The knife was probably a deliberate touch.
26th August
Il. Ee. Sam. Sa. O. Yuk. Ch'il. P'al. Ku. Sip. =)
"No good deed goes unpunished."
There was a Chinese New Year when I needed to roam my handphone.
Shouting match. Decidedly prepubescent, but it is nice to know that someone still cares enough to shout back.
18th August
We are visting IOI, Korea, and we find ourselves in the lab IM-ing, email-ing, and blogging. Sad. But seriously: did you expect better?
16th August
I do not fancy myself a particularly magnanimous person. Just to get things off my chest (they have gotten off before, but they found their way back), I share a healthy despise for people who boycott friends, even more so for people who incite boycotts. And I really really hate custom officers who do not put your green card back into the passport holder (which is really all but 1 of them). I hope this is not considered a petty crime.
"Maybe the world needs more generalized hatred... that way we don't get hung up hating a specific group. If we all learned to hate equally I think it would bring us much closer as human beings." - Vegeta_23, Conversatron
I hate you.
No escaping destiny sometimes.
It is a monologue, darling, and frankly I am starting to get a little restless.
"If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office."
14th August
No better icing for a college student than a sub-woofer, incandescent bulbs and a full length mirror.
12th August
"If ya wanna be bad - ya gotta be good." Woohoo.
10th August
ARGH.
Repartee?
"Doing gets it done." Smart.
Darling Britney re-did "I Love Rock and Roll"? Dang, I liked that song.
9th August
The only rules that make sense are those that you make for yourself. Sometimes, not even those.
Business is business. Hmm.
I wonder if my parents would have visited parent support forums had the Web existed in the days when I was all "goo, gunk, damp and dribble".
7th August
If it ain't broke, hit it again.
4th August
Can I persuade you otherwise?
MORON. You bastards who cannot keep simple lists. Do I have to teach you everything??
3rd August
You do realise that the whole point of this exercise is just to prove that what you concluded is nearly always wrong, don't you? =)
Intimately impersonal.
1st August
Do you know how to shoot the moon?
Schrodinger's Fat: Fats are both present and absent before you lift up the T-shirt.
30th July
Sorry palz, but Eusoff videos still suck. Just coz Eusoff is second home to you doesn't mean that they have to look like home videos.
Sick men are easily touched.
28th July
Basketball. Haha.
27th July
There is a cure for temptation. Like taking a vaccine, you ingest a weakened form of the fatal virus. Just be sure you do not succumb to the cure itself; or worse, suffer its side-effects.
You cannot in all honesty accuse me of being close-minded. I downloaded and watched all of the Apple Switch ads. And thought... "Hogwash." I do like Ellen Feiss a lot though. Chalk one up the Masses-O-Meter. *bleat*
Sad when people cannot see self-deprecating humour for what it is.
23rd July
"Choose." Fwoah.
21st July
It is sobering to be reminded of your own mortality when you realise that the world has pretty much continued functioning on its own while you were away for vacation.
With all of my heart, I'll care I'll play my part, I'll share
Functional nationalism? God awful lyrics.
18th July
Sorry.
17th July
"All upper management is looking for is a nice plush behind to stick it in. Its the job of your middle-manager or tech-lead to wave his/her butt around, intercept the phallus, and shield the techs so they can get their job done in comfort." - Slashdot Blurb
16th July
I have the attention span of a goldfish. Disturbing.
15th July
My bum hurts.
Just pruned a large section off my search tree. Hope I did not cut off too many false negatives in there.
13th July
I am in a moral dilemma because I have just discovered a bottle of brandy in the communal fridge. Should I report it, or should I snitch it?
"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will." - Jawaharlal Nehru
"Life is like a game of cards. If you do not have a good partner, you had better have a good hand."
12th July
I am terribly sensitive to numbers. Any form of Mathematics would sooner trigger an allergic reaction.
Flip switch. Floodgates opened. Floodgates closed.
It is a tough pill to swallow, but I am resigned to the fact that I am a snob. Snob snob snob. Snotty snorty snob. Sigh.
10th July
A competitor. Keep them coming, keeps me going.
Ambiguity to spare.
Threaded on your toes?
yt thinks I am Pure EvilTM.
9th July
Grapevine is baaaaaacccckkkkkkk!! Oh my god. "Most of the comedy is in the dialogue, which zips along at a wicked clip." "What's most unusual about the show is that frequently the action stops so characters can talk directly to the camera or to an unseen interviewer." So it is all about sex. But exactly what are you looking for on TV? An enactment of Anna Karerina or something? I had my TV tuner captured the show, by the way. Re-runs anyone??? Fucking excellent.
8th July
I would like my humour dry. Thank you.
7th July
I wanna marry Aikawa Nanase when I grow up.
6th July
Everything can be funny in retrospect. Even abcdef. (Just in case you are trying to be a smart aleck, no, it has nothing to do with ABCDEF4.)
5.0.
"Bigger than Pokemon (well, physically)"
4th July
Everybody is moving away after I move in. Argh.
Give and take; Take and give.
Lavender sweets: the ultimate compatibility test.
2nd July
Rejection ain't a pretty sight.
1st July
"No, Oliver Kahn, you cannot be star goalie for Germany coz you look like a chimpanzee. As for you, Ronaldo, stop flashing your stupid buck-tooth smile, else I would sooner axe you from the team too. Weirdos, all weirdos." Meritocratic Singapore uses weirdness as a yardstick for choosing her players. Surprise surprise!
I respect authority. It is just you I have a problem with.
30th June
For the last time, Mr. Customs Officer, I don't smoke, and I am not carrying any cigarettes.
29th June
One of the little blessings in life is to wake up to an email. Unless you are a sysadmin, of course.
"Fatal Attraction type psychos". But that makes up 50% of the people I know! Uhoh.
I have just cut my finger on a ISA NE2000 card of a 486DX2. In the year 2002. On a Saturday afternoon. Can I be pissed?
28th June
Boink.
The nonsense I have to put up with.
"Sometimes the purpose of a journey is not to arrive." Uh.
27th June
I am not sure. Wonderful multi-tasking summer.
Mommy, the washing machine shrunk my clothes again!
Which is more beautiful: by design or by chance? No, please don't answer "both".
26th June
The diagnosis is out. Late Night Syndrome (LNS). The doctor prescribes sleep.
So can I put off programming till tomorrow?
25th June
Butterflies in my stomach. Why do I have the feeling that I am going to do something daft within the next few days? Ah well. They say self-awareness is the first step.
If I could bring my emotions into focus, they would shoot out in a beam with the intensity of a laser. Unfortunately, they are now just wandering amok in brownian motion.
23th June
Words are cheap.
22th June
Wow. Korea beat Spain. Shows that us Asians can kick, tug and elbow up the food chain just as well too.
21th June
Damn I look good in this jacket.
20th June
"Money, it seems, can buy everything but competence."
19th June
hi bugger. i think you are a jerk. please at least aspire to be a responsible one.
17th June
My mommy never quite articulated this, but one of the main reasons to pursue an education is so that you don't get hoodwinked by the likes of car-salesmen. I hope that sometime, someday, I would know enough to refute someone's random anecdotal evidence. "No Sir, I don't know". Yet.
15th June
I don't understand all these papers. What is going to be our angle? STRESSED.
And where are you? Been missing from ICQ for donkey years.
Do not count your chicks too early.
13th June
We need lawyers because not everyone behaves in good faith. Duh.
10th June
It has been that long since I have felt awkward around someone.
Ha! The Winbloze sysadmins came to their senses and stopped stripping my precious little message headers. Uninitiated, truly.
Dear Neighbour,
Your singing sucks. At least know the lyrics. Hope you enjoy my rendition of Power Station tonight.
9th June
Fat bastards who cackle at their own unfunny jokes should be stripped, drowned in a cauldron and left on the fire to be cooked in their own fats. That's a given. I am not so sure, however, about what should happen to friends who invite to parties fat bastards who cackle at their own unfunny jokes.
It is quite ok to be ugly as sin when you have a handsome blog. Oooooh, I am so proud of myself.
But nobody knows of this blog yet, so for the time being, I would have to be the only one linking to my blog. Sad, truly.
If you don't understand it, you should make sure you understand it enough to know you don't need to understand it.

15th May

Can't believe that I've cleanly forgotten to complain about the abysmal state of affairs in X-Men 2. Literally, affairs. Love affairs. Romantic relationships. You get the idea, sugah.

Call me pedantic, but I don't believe that there was ever any romantic innuendo about Storm and Nightcrawler in the comics. Cyclops, err, seeing red and blasting Jean in a jealous rage: we all hold Scotty to higher standards than that. And the worst bit - Rogue dating Iceman. Gao Xiang appropriately points out that Iceman was part of the original 5, instead of a student at Xavier's Mutant College, but that's not really the issue here. Rogue's supposedly involved in this impossible relationship with Gambit, and you know how we root for couples-that-would-never-be! Come on, if we have seen flying poker decks in the barrage of King of Gamblers movies from Hong Kong (and some cheap imitations from Singapore), I am sure Hollywood can manage the special effects for kinetically charged poker cards too. *grumps*

Gambit

BTW, your loss that I am too lazy to scan a copy of Rogue in her new red hot spandex uniform. Duly compensated, though, by Remy "Cajun" LeBeau.

8th May

I may make myself look like a know-it-all, but honest to goodness, things people do amaze and surprise me all the time. Someone who cheated me of $15,000 actually asked me to be his housemate.

No, please don't misunderstand. Money is only money, and generally I try not to get hot and bothered about moolah. I was mildly miffed that I had to work the graveyard shift for two whole months, and all that someone else did, was to pull a fast one on me, but that is still okay. I don't want to sound too good to be true, but I think I can still look past all that.

What nags at me, is the fact that said person actually has the audacity to issue an invitation into another partnership. It may be just me, but even if I had zero integrity, I would have the good sense to act suitably embarassed and just run away with the money. I am quite insulted that one should think of me as a gullible fool, trusting and receptive all over again. Thanks, but no thanks. Forgive, but never forget.

But I don't let shameless swines get me down. In fact, it has been a pretty good week thus far. 7 rooms in 2 days. And somehow, the landlords seem to like me enough to give me priority over other tenants, so I actually have choices now. Even when I pretty much fell in love with the very first room I viewed. Oh, and someone actually ran 80 metres after me to tell me that she gave me the wrong directions. Wow. Even I wouldn't do that for myself.

1st May
"Integrity has no need for rules."
29th April
Greenspun for president. Wow. I say it makes more sense than Jobs for president. Haw haw haw.
26th April
Stop And Regain
            Sanity, Singapore

In Chiew Hong's words, "Everyone should have a bit of sense knocked into them. And can someone please tell me why I need to be stamped like some cow every single day so the powers-that-be can assure themselves they're doing their bit for society." Personally, I would appreciate it if the mainstream press would abstain from regurgitating every little tidbit about the outbreak and stop terrorizing my parents into believing that I should simply imprison myself in my hostel room. In these difficult times, we need some cheer, dammit. Definitely not two news conglomerates trying to woo viewers by seducing them with paranoia: you know what I mean if you have ever failed to tear your eyes away from a B-grade movie so bad that you continue watching it in fantastical horror.

Oh. The T-shirt. Eddie, my neighbour, printed quite a couple of these T-shirts. With money out of his own pocket. $10 per piece, proceeds going to charitable causes. While stocks last.

25th April
Diversion past the borders of sanity: Girls Are Pretty. Be forewarned.

On axioms:

"A database is a set of axioms. The response to a query is a theorem. The process of deriving the theorem from the axioms is a proof. The proof is made by manipulating symbols according to the agreed mathematical rules." - Hugh Darwen

"I think it's important not just that the axioms be well chosen, but that there be few of them. Mathematicians have always felt this way about axioms-- the fewer, the better-- and I think they're onto something." - Paul Graham

24th April
"It is only possible to succeed at second-rate pursuits -- like becoming a millionaire or a prime minister, winning a war, seducing beautiful women, flying through the stratosphere or landing on the moon. First-rate pursuits -- involving as they must, trying to understand what life is about and trying to convey that understanding -- inevitably result in a sense of failure. A Napoleon, a Churchill, a Roosevelt can feel themselves to be successful, but never a Socrates, a Pascal, a Blake. Understanding is forever unattainable. Therein lies the inevitability of failure in embarking upon its quest, which is none the less the only one worthy of serious attention." - Malcolm Muggeridge
23rd April

Funny how fast your words catch up with you. It's barely 12 hours since my last entry.

I need to whine! What sort of moron am I to attempt the wrong question at exams? I thought that's something that happens to primary school children or something. So we had 30mins of reading time allotted. I had all the facts and issues underlined on my question paper. I had all the cases and principles highlighted on two of my reference books. I had the outline of the essay scribbled out. And come starting time, what do I do? Spend 30 minutes on the sub-question of the wrong question!!!

Okay. I am sure you despise me now. If not for being a hypocrite, then for a total dweeb. Dunce. Bird-brain. It's okay, I would agree with you whole-heartedly. I truly deserve to be thumped on the head with all 5kg of my law text.

Anyway, 9 down, 2 more. Ack.

22nd April

It is my personal belief that when you do get lucky, the best thing to do is simply to shut up, stop whining and go keep a low profile. Nothing against over-achievers, just those who feel obliged to conjure some petty peeves in order to blend into the symphony of laments. Only to stick out like a very very sore thumb, which was probably the sub-conscious intention anyway. False humility is really just bragging.

Hmm. Hope I am not guilty of double standards here.

18th April

It was finally impressed upon me that, if I were really to pursue graduate studies, I may have to spend the dinner parties of the rest of my life explaining my academic slant. Either that, or listen with raptured attention as relatives, friends and acquaintances classify a corporate billing system as "database research" and wonder aloud at why I am not out in the real world making real money. What do you say to well-intentioned advice like, "trade your IT skills in for something more marketable"? Explain the hierarchy of Mathematics :: Computer Science :: Information Systems :: Information Technology?

Comparatively, it was pretty easy being a geek in the late 90s when people pay you a certain measured sense of grudging respect, in the event that you have actually been building something of commercial value in your garage and turn out to be the next *shudder* Bill Gates (that's the only poster child nerd lay people can ever conceive). When tech stocks tanked bringing down the entire economy down with them, websites became alot less sexy overnight and CS professors fade back into the obsolescence they have always have been in (just like all other academics).

...

That did not even sound like coherent whining. Hmm. Maybe I am just mixing issues up. Ah. The wonders of an injured ego.

15th April
Day-by-day newspaper accounts of violence in Israel are constructed to provide entertainment between advertising, not to illuminate. [...] This article's primary practical value is intended to be in freeing you from the tyranny of the daily news. If there is a big news story from Israel, feel free to watch The Simpsons.

Philip Greenspun on Israel, or, A Crash Course on The Arab States / Israel Conflict. Alternatively known as An Additional Hour That My Contract Law Needed (But Did Not Deserve As Much). To yt, also known as What Was Holding Me Up From Beo-ing Esther.

I do not know why you should be trusting a programmer on international conflicts. It is just that, personally, I do not see the reason trusting the average anchor-man or journalist with my education on state politics and current affairs. After 4 years of CS education, I have still yet to find much to find fault with Greenspun's point blank sypnoses that I read way way back in Year One. That is more that what I can say, for PC Magazine or *shudder* Computimes. If I can spot so many inaccuracies in journalism on my profession, what makes me think that I can trust newspaper journalism on areas I have not a clue about?

For all the people who like to be different, not because they are inherently so, but rather, because they are conforming to the sub-culture of non-conformity. =) Bet Kwok Heng is going to give me a little pep talk again. *grinz*
12th April
Today marks the date. 3 years from now, I want to have designed a system that has 10,000 users. I am taking suggestions on Easter Eggs.
11th April
After a long hiatus, Philip Greenspun. And life has meaning once again.
5th April
Why Nerds Are Unpopular. Uh. No comments. Draw your own conclusions.

"Every picture tells a story, but the picture should tell the story of what happened and not what the photographer thinks it should be." Since when?

Old news. A photographer from the LA Times was given the boot when it was discovered that he combined elements from two photographs that were taken only moments apart. I certainly do not envy the editor who had to make the tough judgement. But the real moral of the story? If you must Photoshop, please please learn how to do it properly.

"Alteration of news photographs are against the LA Time's policy and the photographer was fired for his actions. It is a challenge for photographers to get the perfect shot." Right. And you bet the challenge is of orders of magnitude higher, when you are in an active warzone taking cover from enemy fire.

Emphasis mine. Quotes from Ars Technica

2nd April
You know that sinking feeling of drear, when someone launches into a joke that you immediately recognize to be one that has been making the rounds around the Internet? Remember the last time you smirked at a stand-up comedian and thought haughtily, "I   saw that coming"? Humour seems to work best when it blindsides you. To a certain extent, when you laugh heartily, you are celebrating your ignorance, or at least, your disability to peer right around the corner. And I don't mean it in the bad sense. I laugh heartily pretty often. Occasionally at myself too, provided that not too many people are joining in.
25th March
Have not done enough background reading to so much as form an opinion about the war. But Dave Winer seems pretty incisive:
I hear so much concern for the people inside Iraq. Come on. You right wing guys don't really care about them, do you? If so, why only Iraq? Why not take on civil strife, starvation and disease where ever it happens. I don't believe you really care about the people of Iraq. Sorry.
Principles are the easy part. It is only when you need to make tradeoffs that you get yourself into a sticky tarpit. As for indifference...
Conversatron:
[You know,] the teen movie where the girl with "[inner] beauty" is really a stunner if only she would take off her glasses? The inverse is that if you take any attractive girl, dress her in frumpy clothes, dye her hair jet black, give her dorky glasses, and let her profess a love for "alternative" rock: she'll be intelligent.
If you are coming to a blog for medical advice, chances are that you did not do much research after people did some mass ICQ forwards. Here you go: From World Health Organization (WHO) Communicable Disease Surveillance & Response (CSR):
  • FAQ on Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS)
  • Cumulative counts on cases and deaths
Just a gripe, what is the deal with newspaper reporters writing in disjointed paragraphs? People no longer just read your prose in 5-word columns anymore.
16th March
The No U-Turn Syndrome, or "NUTS". Whats is NUTS? NUTS is when you want to do something and you seek approval of a higher authority. When there is no rule saying that you can do such a thing, then the standard answer is NO ...
No U-Turn Syndrome

And the (only) poster child of Singapore entrepeneurship speaks out. Pretty interesting read actually, though if one finds it refreshing, or even enlightening, I would seriously suspect that he is already very much enshrined in a NUT-case. To that, my sincere sympathies. We are very much a function of our immediate environments, contrary to the best of our denials. My humble advice is to get out of the country for a while. Heck, even Malaysia would be good. I promise you that you would find more enlightenment in JB drivers, who do not give two hoots about U-turn signs.

My main bone to pick is that the No U-turn Syndrome did not manifest out of the blue. Or simply, it is more of a symptom than a syndrome. Why are people in a hurry to follow rules, finding the nearest rule that fits the situation, instead of using their initiative? Two words: job security. Which in turn, is also a symptom of the top-down authority so prevalent and persistent in Singapore, that the government is trying to do something about it. Ironical, isn't it?

I understand Mr. Sim's frustration, and I certainly do not envy his position in a government initiative to promote creativity and entrepeneurship. In my humble opinion, however, forming a committee to do something about it is the least likely solution to the root syndrome. The most you can do, is to teach people how to break rules. And to surrender your authority. Keep clear, let go and stay away. Seed that little bit of chaos which has been all but obilerated. We notice that while Mr. Sim is frustrated about NUT-cases in his own company, he is none too quick in asserting his position as CEO in an attempt to set records right. Sim-on says... I personally would not too surprised if his exertion of top-down authority merely resulted in another entry into his employees' rule books.

No pixie dust here. Though entrophy is the law of the universe, I fail to see how chaos can break through the strong clasp of order and control here. You heard about the Short Man Complex? Small man, big ego. Likewise here. Small country, big government. Recipe for disaster.

15th March
No men to conquer,
   just the road.
No demons to defeat,
   just the dirt track.
No leaders to follow,
   just the way.
24th February
Darling, will you spend the next six to ten years with me?
and
Education is the key to cleaning up this apartment
19th February
"I would have drunk her fabric softener."
18th February

They say: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step".

I say that it depends on your perspective. Implicit within the statement is the assumption that inaction is the status quo, which need not necessarily be the case. There are times when we rush brazenly and blindly into action, dreading the inconsequence of inactivity. There are times when we decide that just another project on the backburner would not break our backs. There are times when we decide that one last all-nighter would not hurt. These are times when the status quo is a long stretch of habitual activity.

Take a look beyond the first step. In the other direction. The zeroth step. "A journey of a thousand miles begins first with rest." A little gestation period, a little fallowing interval goes a long way towards your journey.

Of course, I was not thinking all these while I was procrastinating on my work. Really.

13th February

I guess we are all guilty of romanticising a tad too much about our tools. It all depends on what tools you have in your era. Back in 1984, Bill Joy (of Java and Jini fame, later in the 90s) talks about ed, em, en, vi and be. Of particular note,

I think editors have to come out of a certain kind of community. You need a cultural context.
Today, someone who uses Ultraedit would be hard-pressed to think of the community behind his editor; Emacs vs. vi zealotry has matured from religious flaming into good-natured teasing; and the rest of the world is content with using the crappy textedit control in their browser to blog. What cultural elements of editors are there to romanticise about actually? =)

Nonetheless, every generation of geeks need a generation of toys to play with. Hopefully someday we would have progressed sufficiently for someone to wonder why we could have ever obsessed about the database vs. filesystem dichotomy. But until then, I would probably be so in bed with indices, metadata and XML.

The inventor of vi actually switched to Emacs. Shhhh. Then again, Bill Joy did not have vim in his era. Ha.

6th February

Jean Sebastien, featuring Cel
29th January 10:30pm

Drama in Taman Tasek! Home alone granny set a pot of soup on boil, but quite forgot about it. The concerned neighbours rang up Balai Bomba (the Fire Department), but the fire-fighters arrived only to see a sleepy-eyed sarong-clad granny opening her kitchen door to clear the smoke. Needless to say, the firemen were pretty pissed at us. But hey! When you see alot of smoke, it is pretty natural to imagine smelling gas too. And apparently, the nice ol' granny could not be woken up by neither the awful burning smell nor the innumerable neighbourly phone calls, but chost to wake up at the precise moment to greet the firemen climbing over her fence. All in all, a nice little episode to break up the monotony of the second day of the Lunar New Year.

Fire Truck in My Backyard

Photo was taken through our kitchen gate. The short man is my dad. He ran alongside the fire truck to show the firemen the backlane to our kitchens. Oooh.. my sisters and I are so proud of him *swoon*.

28th January
Honey, I Deleted the Internet.
瞬间

怎样的心情,看出怎样的电影。

《英雄》 - 残剑

看《英雄》时很投入,如果看电影能比拟剑法,仿佛进入了感动的意境。焚情红颜,青涩蒙然,白皙透悟:绚丽中戏服颜色有点儿辅助小朋友的味道。传统的,不是剑矛盾枪,不是将臣宫殿,不是琴棋书画。是气节。自我苦难的挣脱,探索“天下”的深广。手中无剑,心中也无剑。生死决斗都能于意念之间,又有什么不能升华至无我忘我的意境间,成为不朽的永恒。

意念中,彦婷陪我看了三部戏。圣陶沙度假屋重看《我的野蛮女友》、《夏日莫莫茶》。这是第三部。有人会说我在和自己谈恋爱。不知道。现实太复杂了,能在瞬间把自己映射在故事,是生活小小的幸福。能耍白滥写一些每个人会看到,却又看不出所以然的文字,是生活小小的空虚、无聊。有一天,和你看戏的人不是座位旁的朋友时,也许你也会有同样的意境。

意念、气节、胸怀。悟出无我是否就是要放弃?千百根烦恼丝。

21st January
Girl smoking
Cancer Girls. Light up.
Bill Gates Grants Self 18 Dexterity, 20 Charisma Good old Onion. =)
14th January
Queen of Hearts, Ace of Hearts, Jack of Spades, Ace of Spades
7th January

I like passionate people. Or specifically, people who are so dogged and persistent about what they like to do, that their sheer energy dissolves away all their seemingly bizarre quirks. Weird traits like unrepentant fussiness, incessant tinkering and sometimes, just plain anal retentiveness.

Okay, I am sure you find that oddly familiar, but honestly I am not referring to myself. I fizzle. Halfway through, then psssst. It would be as if the Law of Conservation of Energy decided to step in at the right moment, decided that I expended too much energy right at the start, and promptly took the air out of my sails. Hmm. That is actually too many words for saying that I give up too easily. I am like my hair. It does not stay curly. It is not exactly straight either. It just lazily curls up, but only at the ends, into some form of half-hearted twirl. Yet, it is bloody defiant about staying that way. I hate my hair.

I was actually thinking all these when I watched Mostly Martha a while ago on the plane. Martha is definitely compulsive obsessive, charming only because you are seeing her on screen instead of working with on a daily basis. Yet there is still something endearing about that unyielding demand for precision and perfection. Closer to blogging world, there is Dave Winer who really does go on and on and on and on about blogging. Hey, I know of people who would readily dismiss blogging as just some exhibitionistic perversion to put your diary online, and frankly I cannot even write three paragraphs on the subject. But Dave Winer, he just goes on and on like the proverbial Energizer bunny. Very curious. Irritating, but I am on his side.

The Right to Read

Someone has to fight our battles. I wonder how much conviction they need to soldier on, in spite of being dismissed as alarmists and looneys. I guess I have always been sympathetic to such people. I mean, you really would not expect language any milder from evangelists, do you? Look past the presentation and evaluate the actual substance instead.

That said, even though the petition on the NUS Computer Resources Accceptable User Policy was some success, I seriously doubt if even a quarter of the number of students who signed understood what was the issue at hand. Sometimes, apathy is not so bad after all when you are armed only with ignorance.

And just so you do not have to hear my voice the whole day, here is a female one telling you How To Become An Alpha Male In 18 Easy Lessons. Explicit language, unacceptable from guys, okay from girls. (Don't you love sexual hypocrisy?) Now that I have whet your appetite...

You get Lessons 1, 2 and 3. Get the other instalments yourself.

5th January

Such a bummer. Forgot to wish my mum happy birthday on her lunar birthday, even though my sister came all the way to Singapore to remind me. Anyway, that's not the issue here. She's over cloud nine regardless because her brother gave her a big bouquet of flowers yesterday. Said that it's her first ever bouquet. *audience gasps.*

Sigh. You know how most people grow up to learn that their folks were pretty wild and funky in their days? Not for me. Well, the upside of it is that I can blame my genes when my girlfriend complains of me being boring or insensitive.

Oh. When I get a girlfriend, that is.

3rd January
Q: Why don't we see God at work?
A: God works at interrupt level. When He wants to do something, He suspends our processes, saves our registers and status, and swaps us out. Then He works His will on the world. Then He swaps us back in, restores our registers and status, and resumes our execution. To us, things appear to change by magic.

You own it to yourself to check out God as a Computer Programmer - "Important Theological Questions That Are Answered If We Think of God as a Computer Programmer". Just don't ask how I chanced upon the site. =)

16th December

So. The first suggestive nudge that I have ever received was from a Macau prostitute. Granted, she was rather attractive. But, really, do I look like the sort of person who needs the services of a sex worker? (I thought they target bald old men with deep pockets.)

...

No, please skip your honest answer if it is not an reassuring one.

13th December
"On the securityfocus incidents list, there was a guy that ran a little web site that was being DoSed by a competitor in a strange way. The much higher traffic competitor had a bunch of 1 pixel by 1 pixel frames and each one loaded a copy of the little guy's site. The effect was he was using his own users to DoS his competition." Poetic ingenuity.
12th December
These have been on my back burner for awhile: Addiction, Logical Rudeness, and Write. (The 3rd link references the 1st and 2nd.) The context should be clear for once. *sly grinz*
11th December

Sweet anticipation. The last part to the Soverign Stone Triology - Journey Into The Void. Hardly literature, but a pleasant departure from the monotonous characterizations in regular Dungeons and Dragons.

Not that I know enough about D&D to criticize it: I kept falling asleep every 5 pages. Every single event seems to revolve around meeting a new adversary and the protagonists defeating it someway somehow. To a computer gamer, they would seem as bad as if somebody was writing a transcript of every single minor battle you have to put your characters through, in your never-ending quest for experience points.

No, wait. That is an understatement. Ever sat through a Taiwanese drama and paid attention to the background music? You would notice that they only need two pieces. A crescendo piece that they play whenever they want to bring the show to a climax, which is every 10 minutes, since every patriarchal figure featured seem ready to explode into white hot anger at every single trespass; and a soothing piece that eases off the tension built up as a result of the crescendo. You get the idea. (Nevertheless, it is great fun watching them with my sisters just to laugh at the predictability of them all.) Predictable as Taiwanese period shows.

I would gripe abit about the abysmal plotlines of Harry Potter too, but I do not think it wise to tread on too many toes in a day. =)

Perhaps one should not read too much into the portrayal of race in fantasy and science fiction. Surely I could not be the only one to think that the racial tensions between dwarves, elves, orcs, halflings and terrans in fiction are inspirations drawn from the Real World equivalents amongst humans. But even fantasy authors fall into the habit of racial stereotyping: dwarves as stunted and grouchy miners, elves as shrewd and aloof archers, humans as greedy and myopic merchants. In the Sovereign Stone Triology, Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman turn some of the fantasy conventions on their heads. Dwarves travel as master horsemen; elves are prolific breeders in spite of their long life-spans [ref].

Not to make a mountain out of a mole-hill, but personally a departure from the convention seems to hint at a wider spectrum of possibilities. Surely some dwarves find their chain mail cumbersome? (Yes, Ms. Cheery Littlebottom, that's you.) I am sure that there is more to mainstream fantasy than racial characteristics, but I realise that such innovation is common among the books that I like. The Death Gate Cycle, and the Discworld series. Witches who really sound like your dysfunctional grandmother. How endearing!

Would love to go on about plots and twists, but I have friends who would screw up their noses and sneer at my pathetic knowledge of literary devices, so I shall stop embarrassing myself in public right about now. =) Hopping down to town to grab myself a hardbound copy soon as I clear off my backlog of work.

7th December
Giant Buddha, Po Lin Monastery, Hong Kong

The Giant Buddha at the Po Lin Monastery, Lantau Island, Hong Kong. None of my pictures can do justice to the awe the enormous statue has inspired. Spent a full quarter of an hour trying to frame that particular moment for posterity. The monk on duty for closing the monastery to visitors was amused enough by my fiddling of the camera that he came over and gave some well-meaning advice on light and reflection. (Hope he did not hear me cussing in frustration.)

Anyway, this is the best I could manage with my Coolpix 5700. 6:00pm, 1/30s shutter. Would really appreciate advice on how to control exposure for both the orange sunset and the details of the bronze Buddha. As it is, I only have a silhoutte. Gah.

6th December
North Point
Half empty.
4th December
Cognitive Dissonance
"In particular, psychologists have found that people pay more attention to adverts for a product after they have bought it, which seems counterintuitive until you realise that these people having made a purchasing decision are keen on reassuring themselves that they made the right choice, and so listen more to things that tell them this. It's also been found (sorry, don't have the reference to hand) that this effect increases in proportion to cost, ie if you buy something that costs $10 you're less likely to get upset at reading a bad review of it than if it had cost $10,000." - Slashdot blurb
22th November

1 hour to my Maths examination and my calculator went kaput on me. 30 mins to my Maths examination and Yee Pern managed to borrow another calculator of exactly the same model, so that I can still plug in values to solve simultaneous equations. No luck. The 2 calculators are identical to the extent that they both do not work! What are the chances of 2 calculators failing on you on the day of your Maths examination??

I must be a terrible, terrible person. Either that or all Sharp EL-546Ls are wired to make their way to lala-land on 2002-11-22.

18th November
When you are procrastinating so badly that you are trudging through archives of articles you have read, just to see if there was anything you had missed before: Fire and Motion. Get cracking.
13th November

Is there anything inherent about the expressiveness of languages? Why is it that I subconsciously divide up my emotions to be expressed in the two languages I am fluent in? Not as if I was not any good in my English Literature class, but I cannot appreciate English poetry, much less write them. There is something intrinsic about Chinese that seems to facilitate the juxtaposition of the tangle of concepts. The granularity of the precision is so much higher: you can make each character count, if you are so inclined (and skilled). Yet the permutations in the alliance of any two atomic components are so flexible, that it does not take a language major to come up with new words and meanings. I don't think I can ever relate to English lyrics; a single Chinese verse says so much more, provided that you probe further.

Yet I write most often in English. It is not just that it has emerged as the most convenient channel behind scientific collaboration (or indeed, any academic or business pursuits nowadays; baring the trepidation of China as an emerging cultural superpower). There seems to be a larger potential in being witty in English, given the puns and word plays you can exploit to present irony and paradoxes. (I was about to insert some apologetic statement about my jokes falling on their faces most of the time, but perhaps it is just that you do not share my keen sense of humour. Ha.)

So does the converse of the Whorfian hypothesis hold up - that not only does language shape your perception of the world, but also that language is itself influenced by the domains it is deployed in? Is there any intrinsic quality we can ascribe to languages, as a result of values and concepts internalized in years of usage? Is there a need to ask these questions - is it not one of men's most gaping shortcoming their unwavering attempts to abstract and generalize issues, where they could have applied some feminine instincts to empathize with the context at hand? Can any of these questions be generalised (sorry) to other cultural artifacts apart from language?

Did that make any sense? I hope not. You are guilty of over-analyzing and over-dissection if you have seen any meaning beyond what I have injected in my ramblings, which is indeed infinitesimally small. Nevertheless, I would be most grateful if you tell me what you think it means, because I have not the foggiest idea myself. But, you do realize, this is not really about language after all, don't you? =)

7th November
Hey, Chiew Hong presented the facts in the wrong order. Actual events were closer to:
KW: (reading handwritten inspirational messages on wall aloud) Study now!
KW: 2 hours max Literati each day!
CH: (beams) I wrote them to encourage myself...
KW: (still reading aloud) Stop dreaming!
Now you know why I was rocking with laughter? =)
29th October
A little flashback: "It devoured my paper." I am sure that it is a little more relevant now when everybody is in a mad rush for deadlines. And oh, Chiew Hong will definitely appreciate it better since. *grinz* Ellan Feiss
23rd October
Mastering: programming in C++ while singing in Chinese. Then I would be one step closer to Grand-Master Song Lei who can watch Stephen Chow movies while writing scientific reports.
22nd October
Smart #1: Snapped a picture of the first owner while "testing" the digital camera. Just so I have proof when things go wrong.
Smart #2: Brought the digital camera to yt's room on the pretext of "showing off". Just so I have more pictures of her. =)
Not-so-smart: Thought that she really wanted to get a closer look at the macro test shots. Just so she can delete the pictures. Dang.
11th October
Found in my mailbox: If Men Could Menstruate
7th October
I wanna mini me!
6th October
It is decidedly interesting that the legality of encryption in the States currently debated in a tug of war between media tycoons and national security advocates. Perhaps some day, access to generic computational hardware would be restricted to the extent that only true professionals need ever snuggle up close to the machine. I don't think us younger generations would ever miss this privilege much. Which is not the same as saying that I like what is happening.
5th October
Blurb on Slashdot in response to a silly flame-fest

I don't need to scratch my head and search my soul to figure out whether God created the universe. I was there. I saw the whole thing.

God didn't create the universe. Well, He did, but not intentionally. God just wanted a beer. But you can't just create a beer floating in the middle of the void -- there's nothing satisfying about it. It would be like a book written by an illiterate person -- sure, he could put lots of black squiggles onto a bundle of pages that would vaguely look like a book, but it wouldn't mean anything.

So for a proper beer, God pretty much had to make up physics. I'm not just talking about the refinements needed to get it to foam just right -- I'm talking about the whole deal. After you drink some, there should be less left over, not more. Drinking a beer should not make you turn into beer yourself. Beers should not be smarter than the drinker. Well, not the first few, at least. The state of drinking beer needs to contrast with something, so the state of not drinking beer must also exist. In fact, that's where most of the world came from, because having the world exist in only two states (currently drinking beer/currently not drinking beer) just seemed too lame to a clever guy like God. Same idea for water and other liquids -- if He can drink beer, He really ought to be able to drink not-beer, just so He can say He chose the beer instead.

And then there's the whole question of origins. A beer is so much less interesting if it creates itself or just spontaneously comes into existence. A truly full-bodied beer needs a background, a character, a story. God went a little crazy with that, inventing those 'human' things with enough cleverness to invent stuff, curiousity to try things out, and a desperate need to get sloshed, smashed, trashed, and basically totally drucking funk. And all that cleverness and curiousity necessitated science. And dinosaur fossils. And religion. (God got a real kick when he realized he'd have to invent religion, I remember. Of course, he wasn't exactly sober by that time...)

Oh, and you know that bit about "...and on the 7th day He rested?" Purely an excuse to keep us from bothering Him during His hangover. We're still on the 7th day, see. I'm not even sure if He thought far enough ahead to make an 8th day. He was having some trouble with the notion of Time, and I recall Him saying something like "aw, screw it. Nobody's going to be drinking any beer at the speed of light anyway. I'll see you later -- I'm gonna go get wasted."

Funny how we can get religious with even programming languages. Can you imagine Perl zealots? How about Java fundamentalists? *shock shock horrors horrors* My god, this is sooo warped. More on ladida sometime soon.
2nd October
RIAA sues radio stations for giving away free music.
1st October
With love, from a nerd
With love, from another nerd
27th September
历经千辛万苦,总算搞定!
18th September

Saddened. Just because it is a virtual tombstone, you do not have to remove it from your Favorite Links page, do you? It's not as if it is a dead link or something. As of today, I can only find one Google-indexed site linking to it. So, for old times' sake, Whiff. (Not that this is going to help matters until this site gets Googled, but well, at least the author counts as someone, no?) I will remember it for all the thank-you mails and the disciplinary warnings. But I have to practise what I preach, and move on with life...

It is a lonely night when you are melancholic.

14th September
My primary school teachers have always thought that I was particularly advanced for my age. They would be proud to know that I am reading parenting humour at 22. Don't worry Mum. I have not gotten my girlfriend pregnant or something. Or a girlfriend, for that matter.
By the way, have I ever told you that my Mum's a tyrant? No? Good. I don't think she would appreciate me telling everybody that.
12th September
"Are smart people overrated?"
11th September

Listening to Mr. Big - Rock & Roll Over. I wish I could link it here, but that would be violating the copyrights of the music label (the artists probably signed everything over to the label). Not that the traditional distribution mechanism is doing anything to dissuade people from piracy. I heard the song in a music store while I was in Korea, but could find the song in neither Singapore music stores nor my paid service Rhapsody. WinMX to the rescue. I would have paid for the song if it was at all possible. Sadly, it was not.

Perhaps all the Digital Rights Management is not going to help Hollywood. Consumer resistance to any form of restriction aside, preventing the duplication of any form of data on the computer is going to be a colossal, if not impossible, project. You can bet that the geeks would be up in arms if Palladium or any other fangled scheme threatens our freedom to utilize assemblers, debuggers and various development tools.

And what would be the point? It is theoretically possible to capture anything that your computer could possibly output. Trying to overcome this unique feature of a general purpose personal computer is as achievable as sticking to your diet while in Charlie's Chocolate Factory.

Regulate the means of distribution instead. Already companies are doing a fine job of shutting down sites that offer arcade ROMS and music CDs for download. Nowadays P2P engines are threatened by litigatious labels, phony downloads, carved up market share, and conscious system administrators with their trusty firewalls. Keep it up! Derive the music equivalence of BSA's $100,000 pirate-hunting booty.

Meanwhile, loosen up a little. Relax if we want to share a mp3 with a friend or two. Sharing with a small audience has always been possible since the days of vinyl discs and cassette tapes. Admittedly, it is easier to duplicate a file, but perhaps that just means that mindshare about your artists and your music gets spread around faster too. Nothing like word of mouth, or viral marketing, is it not?

16th August
Gantry hit head. Head pain. Wince.
I can sing better than Enrique Iglesias. Seriously.
9th August
Random cute kid
Cute, no? Yes girls, I know that my SNAG rating is shooting through the roof now. =)
4th August
Apple Switch Parody
27th July

Tom Cruise Just watched Minority Report. Did anyone notice how bad was the interface Tom Cruise had to use? Sure, it was cool wearing virtual reality gloves and making full arm motions to drag video clips on and off a 40" projected display; but why could he not accomplish the same today with a, God forbid, Windows Media Player window and the trusty slider bar? Was he not just watching a video stream, pausing and replaying frames and zooming in on hotspots? (okay, so perhaps we cannot zoom effectively on 320x200 DivX bootlegs yet.) Did the full body exercise offer the slightest benefit over an operation otherwise achievable with an index finger?

Oh, please do not ever get me started on that awful fluorescent 3D-mesh rotating scene in Swordfish.

The minute flaws aside, I did enjoy Minority Report. Well-paced, well-filmed. I disagree, however, that the main message had anything to do with government surveillance or the perils of scientific advancement. Would that not be too... obvious?

26th July

Hey!

Here's another interesting angle. I started smoking when I was a virgin. So until I quit, on 6/14/02, I had never had sex as a non-smoker. I won't go into details, but it's quite a bit better without the cigarettes.
-- Dave Winer

Even though I read scripting.com regularly, I have always thought that it was funny the way his critics spelt his name as "Dave Whiner". No longer. If I were a nicotine addict, I am not sure if I would have the courage to admit as much, much less transcribe on my weblog what it took to kick the habit. Almost as respectable as my grandpa who went cold turkey on opium voluntarily.

Say no to tobacco, the leading cause of statistics. Say no to smoking, except perhaps in the examination room. =)

16th July
"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim." - Dijkstra
"No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway."
10th July
Pragma Product Team:
[snip]
Quamrul Islam
Sultan Ahmed
[snip]
Very funky.
8th July
Weebl
Mmmmm... pie.
4th July
The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite
29th June
Tickled. Found adjacent in my mp3 folder:
Macy Gray: Why Didn't You Call Me? Madison Avenue: Don't Call Me Baby.
Yes, I am easily amused.
28th June
The Kiss Project *smooch*
27th June
Kahn Sabretooth
Oliver "Sabretooth" Kahn? Fearsome.
26th June
An unconventional designer UI widget that is surprisingly intuitive. IBM's Glass Engine, for "deep navigation of the music of Philip Glass music".
25th June
Are you an Emotional Tampon? You know you are one if you cannot laugh aloud at Carlton Frappingsworth. Now quit smirking; at least I know that I am a sucker, kae? Bleah.
19th June
Positively embarrassing. I forgot to bring my dainty retainer holding case out, and had to wrap my retainers in serviettes while I binged. 15 minutes after exiting the restaurant, I realised that I had absent-mindedly left my retainers on the table. By the time I got back, the table was already cleared. Thank god for the waiter who was helpful enough to look for the clear plastic in the kitchen. And yet when he emerged triumphantly, retainer in hand, from the kitchen, all I could stammer out was, "Err, actually... there are 2 plastic portions." Back rummaging he went.
I hope the food bins are about as far as my retainers have travelled to. *fingers crossed*
11th June
The Indecent Proposal
[Original] [Cached]
9th June
Tigger
You don't need a washer or duck
Tigger is here, so you're in luck
I perform great feats
whilst between the sheets
so let's go back to your place to...
-- Haiku @ Conversatron
This is decidedly weird, but n days have passed and I am still thinking about Day of the Tentacle. Maybe I have a thing for purple villians.
The Holy Fucking Shit. Don't know how I could have ever missed it when I was gobbling up all the reading materials I could get my hands on in horrific fascination.